Fox News tried, it really tried, to make lies true, and to expect something so thoroughly, in the deepest crevasses of its soul, that when hearing the opposite it, it just heard its wish, its dream, namely for the Obamacare individual mandate to be ruled unconstitutional.
I love how she goes on and on about Bush's margin of victory. How did she make it through election night 2008 without committing suicide, exactly?
Not as good as the above, but still note-worthy: As much as anyone, the POW wives of Vietnam, who stood against the Democratic nominee for president and for the Republican, can claim credit for the Bush victory. Everyone with a computer in America, and a lot of people with TVs, saw their testimony about the 1970s, and their husbands, and John Kerry. You could not come away from their white-haired, soft-faced, big-eyeglasses visages without thinking: He should not be commander in chief.
I'd vomit if I wasn't laughing so hard. Bitch.
In wonderful, wonderful hindsight - if we had discussed which cable channel was most likely to misreport the ruling, would there have been any doubt about which one would've been named most often?
Eddies in the time-space continuum.
Jon and Stephen will have a field day.
Fox News: We Report, You Decide...Whether to Believe Us
This whole thing brings to mind the title of that 5th Tubes album:
<i>The Completion Backwards Principle</i>
Oh my God that&#039;s brilliant.
I love how she goes on and on about Bush&#039;s margin of victory. How did she make it through election night 2008 without committing suicide, exactly?
Not as good as the above, but still note-worthy: As much as anyone, the POW wives of Vietnam, who stood against the Democratic nominee for president and for the Republican, can claim credit for the Bush victory. Everyone with a computer in America, and a lot of people with TVs, saw their testimony about the 1970s, and their husbands, and John Kerry. You could not come away from their white-haired, soft-faced, big-eyeglasses visages without thinking: He should not be commander in chief.
I&#039;d vomit if I wasn&#039;t laughing so hard. Bitch.
I&#039;m glad the decision was announced early enough in the day that TDS will be able to devote a whole show to it.
Get a horse thief sober, and you have... a sober horse thief.
Let&#039;s make some noise.
In wonderful, wonderful hindsight - if we had discussed which cable channel was most likely to misreport the ruling, would there have been any doubt about which one would&#039;ve been named most often?
Well that&rsquo;s one apology down, how about the other 23 gazillion we&rsquo;re due?
If it&#039;s Fox it&#039;s faux.
That is all.