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If Anne Coulter had bewbs, you could ask her.

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Dear advertisers, If you're smart you will not go back to advertising on Fox News as your money will be used to refill their coffers after paying BillO and Ailes, which is pretty much the same as paying those two while they were being gross harassers.

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Greg Gutfeld is gonna be Greg Gutpile soon if he keeps that up. Which suits me.

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Loving v. the Shire?

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Oh, he'd be on board, I bet. Trump gilded the poor fucker.

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But you drink water, right? From out the?

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Sessions always looks like he was just told there was acid in the punch. Like, half an hour after drinking it.

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Not that I have read this fanfiction. YKINMK, but it's OK.

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Exactly!

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No,no they are done person. . .*slumps shoulders*Yes, it is. There have just been sooooooo many!

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Oh gnoez, someone else got something that I didn't get at exactly the same time! How old are Foxheadz, three?

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Hey, if we let non-humans marry non-humans, it could lead to. Um. Working on that one.

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Carpe Testiculum.

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They're a suburb of Kenya, right?

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He's just shooting for an 8-digit parachute himself.

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Ask Sarah Palin

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