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The Quirk's avatar

If Anne Coulter had bewbs, you could ask her.

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theblackdog's avatar

Dear advertisers, If you're smart you will not go back to advertising on Fox News as your money will be used to refill their coffers after paying BillO and Ailes, which is pretty much the same as paying those two while they were being gross harassers.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Greg Gutfeld is gonna be Greg Gutpile soon if he keeps that up. Which suits me.

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Loving v. the Shire?

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jmhm's avatar

Oh, he'd be on board, I bet. Trump gilded the poor fucker.

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Al Swearengen's avatar

But you drink water, right? From out the?

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marxalot's avatar

Sessions always looks like he was just told there was acid in the punch. Like, half an hour after drinking it.

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jmhm's avatar

Not that I have read this fanfiction. YKINMK, but it's OK.

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Al Swearengen's avatar

Exactly!

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Crystalclear12's avatar

No,no they are done person. . .*slumps shoulders*Yes, it is. There have just been sooooooo many!

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

Oh gnoez, someone else got something that I didn't get at exactly the same time! How old are Foxheadz, three?

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jmhm's avatar

Hey, if we let non-humans marry non-humans, it could lead to. Um. Working on that one.

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The Quirk's avatar

Carpe Testiculum.

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jmhm's avatar

They're a suburb of Kenya, right?

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

He's just shooting for an 8-digit parachute himself.

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theblackdog's avatar

Ask Sarah Palin

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