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FeloniousMonk's avatar

I'd rather trust the folks at Media Matters to write it down accurately. If I try to listen to Fox, my ears have a way of shutting that down.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That one was really memorable ... in the age of airbrushed Playboy centerfolds, it was hysterically off-color, but so brilliantly oblique that horrified prudes could never make an issue of it. I think she may have actually said it about herself: "If I have one more facelift..."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Why use the mail? Leave the brown bag on Crisco's front porch, light it on fire, and ring the doorbell.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Memo to VirginnyTards: If you're gonna go back on the fucking gold standard, you don't use gold coins! That just invites people to exercise their freedumbs, and melt down the coins when the value of a "dollar" coin hits a dollar ten.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Fucks Gnus is still a cork in the asshole of progress, and they'll remain so until their "base" is down to the permanently retarded, Dumbya-was-a-great-presnident, 25%.

I also look forward to the day the GOP's support follows suit.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Jon Stewart has suggested "Ferret News"

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fuflans's avatar

yeah, but who are those 41% and can we stop talking to them?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.indecisionforever.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/01\/7-signs-hillary-clinton-may-run-in-2016" target="_blank">This.</a>

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Thank you! Another site to waste time on!

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malsperanza's avatar

"The key reason for my bum prediction is that I mistakenly believed that the 2008 surge in black, Latino, and young voter turnout would recede in 2012 to normal levels," Morris wrote (quoted in the Hollywood Reporter).

Normal levels being those of 1924, it turns out. I can't wait for CNN to snap him right up.

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bobbert's avatar

I think she left it behind for Kerry.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I think that was a Phyllis Diller line: "One more facelift and she'll have a goatee."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Still waiting on the Republitards' announcement of their plan to "make Hillary a one-term president."

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Geez - do you think lighting could have anything to do with the difference in those photos?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Needs to visit a proctologist to have his hearing checked.

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chascates's avatar

Ms. Clinton could walk on water and the Fox response would be "Hillary Can't Swim!".

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