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Isn't It Moronic

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Only those who inspire terror <i>intentionally?</i>

I mean, does Clint Eastwood's empty chair count?

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Voltrallahn ?

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whatcha doing baby girl? i may actually be there in may and would LOVE to see you.

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You could be judging a fake James Joyce contest, and the submissions would make more sense.

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The Madrassah students will do better than public school students on standardized tests.

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No, mate.

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Please don't get the FoxPAC commentators started on "Queen of Spades." It's far too easy to see where that one is going.

Meanwhile, Megyn can be my Queen of Hearts. Crappy software, but fab hardware!

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Clown-faced Ninjas? Now THAT would be scary.

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You know that Al Jazeera means 'terrorist ninja' right?

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If history is any guide, fifty years from now Ahmed Hussein will be starting pitcher for the Yankees, we'll be buying luxury cars made in Iran and it will be almost impossible to get a table at the latest five-star hummus restaurant in L.A.

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I saw some sleeper cells here in Minnesota. They were checking out Sleep Number beds at the Mall of Amerika.

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"So if you’re trying to set yourself apart the Qatari petro-dollars are backing this, you’re still developing in this area where the sleeper cells have been detected."

I'm marking grade 11 essays on Charlotte Bronte that make more sense than this sentence.

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