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Chris Grrr's avatar

Only those who inspire terror <i>intentionally?</i>

I mean, does Clint Eastwood's empty chair count?

fuflans's avatar

whatcha doing baby girl? i may actually be there in may and would LOVE to see you.

PubOption's avatar

You could be judging a fake James Joyce contest, and the submissions would make more sense.

PubOption's avatar

The Madrassah students will do better than public school students on standardized tests.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Please don't get the FoxPAC commentators started on "Queen of Spades." It's far too easy to see where that one is going.

Meanwhile, Megyn can be my Queen of Hearts. Crappy software, but fab hardware!

diogenez's avatar

Clown-faced Ninjas? Now THAT would be scary.

diogenez's avatar

You know that Al Jazeera means 'terrorist ninja' right?

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

If history is any guide, fifty years from now Ahmed Hussein will be starting pitcher for the Yankees, we'll be buying luxury cars made in Iran and it will be almost impossible to get a table at the latest five-star hummus restaurant in L.A.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I saw some sleeper cells here in Minnesota. They were checking out Sleep Number beds at the Mall of Amerika.

Vienna Woods's avatar

"So if you’re trying to set yourself apart the Qatari petro-dollars are backing this, you’re still developing in this area where the sleeper cells have been detected."

I'm marking grade 11 essays on Charlotte Bronte that make more sense than this sentence.