I'm late to this but WTF. How fakely moral can these people be. Obviously not raised in a Polish-Russian family as I was in the 50s. Beer in front of the kids? Tsk Tsk that shocks them? Glad I was raised Catholic not some super strict protestant. When my cousin, Fr Joe (happily never even mentioned in the pedophile investigations ) and his priest buddies showed up at family parties, they would be chugging beer from (gasp) the bottle. Of course to be fair, our grandparents and in fact Father joe's father as well, were immigrants not frigging WASPs.
Fox's pearl-clutching about Taylor Swift's beer drinking technique is pretty rich given their non-reaction to Kegs Kavanaugh...and Judge, Tom, PJ, Bernie and Squi... 🙄😒
"... the high school halitosis club locking arms and “banning” the popular kids from eating lunch with them, hissing at them through their orthodontic headgear as they pass by." That is some great writing!
And now, we return you to Insecurity Hour, with your jealous hosts. They had a show on Fox “News” to watch Taylor Swift drink a beer at a football game and respond with a petty “you think you’re so cool, Taylor!” “Yeah! Just because you are a billionaire in the prime of your life and dating a cute Super Bowl football guy! And you aren’t even THAT pretty! Yes, you have perfect skin and a radiant smile and gorgeous hair and an amazing figure, but your lipstick is so RED! It’s like, ‘look at me, I have kissable lips.’” (Hosts fall over laughing).
Ohmigod! An adult woman drank a beer during the Super Bowl! Think of the children!
Dude, one of the biggest advertisers of the Super Bowl has always been beer. Both Budweiser and Miller pour millions into ads just for the Super Bowl every year. Do you think kids don’t see those ads? You can’t go to any sportsball game without seeing people drinking beer.
I don’t even like Taylor Swift’s music, but I love her for the way she makes republicans completely lose their fucking minds.
Are they suggesting that Taylor Swift and her friends were the ONLY people drinking at the Super Bowl? In Vegas? Did they have to smuggle the beers in under their coats?
Yeah sure, Ms. Boothe, everybody who isn't you is full time working to get validation of their lives from you and the rest of the malevolent clowns Murdoch employs to destroy America with hatred and disinformation. All of us are our here, pining away for lack of your approval, wretched worms that we are. Just ignore all those haters out there who say you're insufferably full of yourself, they're just jealous.
To use those weird (and apparently unknown to MAGAts and other poll respondent-whiners):
Length of CBS Super Bowl broadcast: 4 hours, 8 minutes.
Time Taylor Swift was being shown:
56 seconds.
I can see why people complain about how much of the broadcast they showed Ms. Swift, and ruined their fun and enjoyment.
WATB (Whiny-Ass Titty Bitches) is what they are.
"we’re sure the Super Bowl will be sure to consult the Aryan Karen Council"
I don't know how I missed this story the other day, but I am glad you linked to it, because you are KILLING ME EVAN!!!! :)
I'm late to this but WTF. How fakely moral can these people be. Obviously not raised in a Polish-Russian family as I was in the 50s. Beer in front of the kids? Tsk Tsk that shocks them? Glad I was raised Catholic not some super strict protestant. When my cousin, Fr Joe (happily never even mentioned in the pedophile investigations ) and his priest buddies showed up at family parties, they would be chugging beer from (gasp) the bottle. Of course to be fair, our grandparents and in fact Father joe's father as well, were immigrants not frigging WASPs.
Hey, Harris how did you like the Negro National Anthem? Just asking
I'm sure she doesn't know it
Just like Uncle Clarence Thomas doesn't know it
Fox's pearl-clutching about Taylor Swift's beer drinking technique is pretty rich given their non-reaction to Kegs Kavanaugh...and Judge, Tom, PJ, Bernie and Squi... 🙄😒
And don't forget Donkey Dong Doug!
I'm 71. I like Tay. And Dua. And Gaga. And Billie. And IPAs.
"... the high school halitosis club locking arms and “banning” the popular kids from eating lunch with them, hissing at them through their orthodontic headgear as they pass by." That is some great writing!
And now, we return you to Insecurity Hour, with your jealous hosts. They had a show on Fox “News” to watch Taylor Swift drink a beer at a football game and respond with a petty “you think you’re so cool, Taylor!” “Yeah! Just because you are a billionaire in the prime of your life and dating a cute Super Bowl football guy! And you aren’t even THAT pretty! Yes, you have perfect skin and a radiant smile and gorgeous hair and an amazing figure, but your lipstick is so RED! It’s like, ‘look at me, I have kissable lips.’” (Hosts fall over laughing).
Ohmigod! An adult woman drank a beer during the Super Bowl! Think of the children!
Dude, one of the biggest advertisers of the Super Bowl has always been beer. Both Budweiser and Miller pour millions into ads just for the Super Bowl every year. Do you think kids don’t see those ads? You can’t go to any sportsball game without seeing people drinking beer.
I don’t even like Taylor Swift’s music, but I love her for the way she makes republicans completely lose their fucking minds.
Are they suggesting that Taylor Swift and her friends were the ONLY people drinking at the Super Bowl? In Vegas? Did they have to smuggle the beers in under their coats?
wow - why not just hold up a sign asking her to be your friend, my dude, you couldn't look any more desperate than you already do
Yeah sure, Ms. Boothe, everybody who isn't you is full time working to get validation of their lives from you and the rest of the malevolent clowns Murdoch employs to destroy America with hatred and disinformation. All of us are our here, pining away for lack of your approval, wretched worms that we are. Just ignore all those haters out there who say you're insufferably full of yourself, they're just jealous.
Ughhhhh... The levels of "try hard" in that segment were off the goddamned charts!
they buried the needle on that effort
It got broke and stuck at Max.
𝘓𝘐𝘚𝘈 𝘉𝘖𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌 (𝘍𝘖𝘟 𝘕𝘌𝘞𝘚 𝘊𝘖𝘕𝘛𝘙𝘐𝘉𝘜𝘛𝘖𝘙): 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘢𝘺𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘧𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘴 𝘒𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦...
And they find you insignificant. In fact, they won't find you at all, because they don't know you exist and never will.
BOOM 👊💥
Good thing she didn't pull out a joint.
It would have made me love her.
If Taylor Swift drinking beer at a football game is the worst thing they can find about her, she must be a saint.