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The Quirk's avatar

Nah, he's talking about The Butterfly Effect.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Fox News always loves when people tell children to work hard.</i>

Plus they're all thinking "I would totally do him".

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Is Kutcher actually a thing, with the teenz? We need info from the Zoomlet.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's nothing. At Vail, we sometimes had to ski through a foot of new snow, just to get to the chalet.

Lot_49's avatar

Like giving $30 million to the B-school to have it named after yourself. It's impossible to count how many people this tax-advantaged "charitable" action has lifted out of poverty.

Shypixel's avatar

This is an excellent point.

Holding Ashton Kutcher up as an ideological hero, to be admired and emulated is very dislike the way that many on the right hold Ayn Rand up as an ideological hero, to be admired and emulated.

Because words can only have literal meanings, Editrix should apologize and admit fault because nobody strung the words "...like Ayn Rand" at the end of their sentence.

Lot_49's avatar

That was Steve Jobs' motto.

chascates's avatar

This is totally not interesting to me as he doesn't discuss the rumor that Demi Moore liked three-ways with other women.

Shypixel's avatar

I know that when I have a philosophical quandary, the man I turn to is that guy from "Dude, Where's My Car?"

diogenez's avatar

But, isn't he a stoner?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

set the alarm on your Obamaphone

Shypixel's avatar

I was so going to go to that, but I got an emergency call to go kill fetuses in Texas...

Shypixel's avatar

Wow, I didn't know that Editrix posted naked selfies!!!! Thanks for the tip!

Shypixel's avatar

I think she is just saying that she is half the size of Michael