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It's a sportscar seat for cuckservatives....

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I got no problem widdat.

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I could sworn it will be Todd *scare of gays* Starnes, Fucker Carlson, or Dummy Watters that say that.

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Yeah. I used to live in one 🇦🇺🇦🇺

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First female CEO, huh? Their financial projections must be even worse than it seems; there's no way they'd hire a woman outside of a glass cliff situation.

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All very, VERY plausible.

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The rug really ties the room together, man.

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It is a diversionary tactic. After Sandy Hook the American public demonstrated that they didn't care about dead kindergartners and first-graders shot by a white guy. Because if they had, they would have made Congress pass a pan on weapons of mass destruction (assault weapons). So they will spend the next thirty-six hours going on about the Royal Wedding and regurgitating it and not caring about the kids who were killed in Texas today.

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I really did LOL

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I'll take that bet. I believe the Meditation Room will be the Forgotten Room; the room whose name we dare not speak. Weeds and vines will obscure the entrance, like some ancient Mayan temple in a rain forest

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Question: Does the new meditation room come with a prostate milking machine? This could be a helpful way for all the poor males who are freaking out to destress in a soothing, judgement free and compassionate manner.

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Which just goes to show you how oppressed these poor bastards are!

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Huh. We have a masseuse at work. Have to make an appointment and pay $20 for a half hour but still....

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There are prostrate milking machines?

Asking for a friend.

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That's what Hell is for.

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I have acquired an outrage addiction. If ten to twelve hours go by without the Strumpet performing some outrage, I go into withdrawals.You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

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