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Ross Garner's avatar

I'd like to know what stain remover he uses to get that orange stain off his face it seems really good.

CocozL's avatar

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ross Garner's avatar

I think Ghouliani is trying to stay out of sight with the Mueller Karma Bus looking for it's next dumbass.

CocozL's avatar

SUICIDE SQUAD (jared leto modeled his joker on the executive producer, pass it around)

Ross Garner's avatar

Thurston Howell 111 well there's a name i haven't heard in awhile.

Ross Garner's avatar

I wonder how they got the money off shit stains hands. There's a rumor going around this douche has rather sticky fingers.

Ross Garner's avatar

The Colombians are dancing in the streets.

Ross Garner's avatar

Yea by a whole fucking +$1.50. that's pretty for a vote.

Ross Garner's avatar

Netanyahu there's one evil corrupt fucker.

Magyar Has Had It Up To Here's avatar

Maybe he's packing 12 inches and a 6 inch tongue. And please, babby Jesus and all the saints, let there be no video evidence of either.

Asta's avatar

Oh, don't misconstrue, I don't pity her at all. I'm merely dumping on him!

Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

Just lie back and think of a Gulfstream V. (Technically a 550)

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

He's got those wrap-around lips like a 1950s Nash - although the car was much better looking...and cheaper to operate.

phoenix00's avatar

Can we line-item veto this whole administration?