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I'd like to know what stain remover he uses to get that orange stain off his face it seems really good.

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Sorry but no.

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I think Ghouliani is trying to stay out of sight with the Mueller Karma Bus looking for it's next dumbass.

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SUICIDE SQUAD (jared leto modeled his joker on the executive producer, pass it around)

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Thurston Howell 111 well there's a name i haven't heard in awhile.

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I wonder how they got the money off shit stains hands. There's a rumor going around this douche has rather sticky fingers.

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The Colombians are dancing in the streets.

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Yea by a whole fucking +$1.50. that's pretty for a vote.

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Netanyahu there's one evil corrupt fucker.

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Emergency Anal Bleaching

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Maybe he's packing 12 inches and a 6 inch tongue. And please, babby Jesus and all the saints, let there be no video evidence of either.

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Oh, don't misconstrue, I don't pity her at all. I'm merely dumping on him!

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Just lie back and think of a Gulfstream V. (Technically a 550)

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He's got those wrap-around lips like a 1950s Nash - although the car was much better looking...and cheaper to operate.

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Can we line-item veto this whole administration?

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