Drudge Sirens! Fox News actually apologized for spreading a completely made-up story about supposed "no-go zones" in England and France -- areas where officials supposedly have agreed to let Muslims run things according to the dictates of Sharia, without interference from police or fire services, and where non-Muslims enter at the risk of their own lives. On Saturday night, when even Fox News addicts aren't watching TV, Fox's Julie Banderas offered this "correction" to a myth the network had been pushing since shortly after the terrorist attacks in Paris:
"Now back to our lead story - Muslims are going to kill you in your sleep! Why won't President Obama do something about these nocturnal terrorists?"
If anyone benefits from global hysteria and irrational fear of ISIS and Al Qaeda, it's Bin Laden's original targets: the Saud royal family.
Official Fucks Gnus nopology: "We're sorry if anybody was offended. Except of course for any muslims we offended. Fuck them."
Le Corbusier?
I loved our reaction.
We went "Oh fer fucks sake. Are the Yanks completely moronic" (for many this is a rhetorical question)
Then we took to Twitter
#FoxNewsFacts.
And then Fox started @FoxNewsPress to try and correct our facts
Irony.. You do know it isn't a kind of metal don't you?
Hauk?
"Now back to our lead story - Muslims are going to kill you in your sleep! Why won't President Obama do something about these nocturnal terrorists?"
Brunette? WTFOX?
Why is Julie banished to the lobster shift at Faux? Oh, right . . . not blonde.
Probationary period . . . she's got 2 months to bleach or GTFO.
The rats in the basement have pulses... it's no-go for anyone with a working mind.
It's a very long-running piece of performance art.
"Over the course of this last week, we have made some regrettable errors on air"
Of course, over the last 18 years, they have made thousands of errors, but this is the first one they regret.
Faux better be careful. If they start apologizing, they'll literally never be able to stop.
If anyone benefits from global hysteria and irrational fear of ISIS and Al Qaeda, it's Bin Laden's original targets: the Saud royal family.
Official Fucks Gnus nopology: "We're sorry if anybody was offended. Except of course for any muslims we offended. Fuck them."
NoGoZoneGhazi!!!1!!111
The Fux Noos channel has always been the No-No zone on my TeeVee.
If it were a no-go zone, wouldn&#039;t they call it <i>Birminghalal</i>?