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Le Corbusier?

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I loved our reaction.

We went "Oh fer fucks sake. Are the Yanks completely moronic" (for many this is a rhetorical question)

Then we took to Twitter

#FoxNewsFacts.

And then Fox started @FoxNewsPress to try and correct our facts

Irony.. You do know it isn't a kind of metal don't you?

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"Now back to our lead story - Muslims are going to kill you in your sleep! Why won't President Obama do something about these nocturnal terrorists?"

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Brunette? WTFOX?

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Why is Julie banished to the lobster shift at Faux? Oh, right . . . not blonde.

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Probationary period . . . she's got 2 months to bleach or GTFO.

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The rats in the basement have pulses... it's no-go for anyone with a working mind.

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It's a very long-running piece of performance art.

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"Over the course of this last week, we have made some regrettable errors on air"

Of course, over the last 18 years, they have made thousands of errors, but this is the first one they regret.

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Faux better be careful. If they start apologizing, they'll literally never be able to stop.

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If anyone benefits from global hysteria and irrational fear of ISIS and Al Qaeda, it's Bin Laden's original targets: the Saud royal family.

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Official Fucks Gnus nopology: "We're sorry if anybody was offended. Except of course for any muslims we offended. Fuck them."

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NoGoZoneGhazi!!!1!!111

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The Fux Noos channel has always been the No-No zone on my TeeVee.

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If it were a no-go zone, wouldn't they call it <i>Birminghalal</i>?

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