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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"All wars, past and present, ceased or were expunged from the record on the day that Dear Leader was inaugurated."

This projection, it's fundamental to libunacy, you say?

I say, your fundament is leaking.

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fuflans's avatar

i'm curious: are the republicans really going to play this all the way out to default?

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MissusBarry's avatar

This reminds me...when I was a little kid, maybe 5, I asked my dad if he was a millionaire. He said no, that he didn't have that much money. So I asked him if he was a thousandaire and he said yes. Good thing he still he, since parents are the only bailout funds available to me.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Perhaps all the jobs PP creates: guards, medical supplies, shoes ('cause unpregnant wimmins can keep workin' an' buyin' Jimmy Choo's). Plus the poster board and tempura paint sector helped out by the protesters. Planned Parenthood is a job-creating machine.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Levi Johnston?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I was just wondering about that. Not your friend in Arkansas. Who objected to eliminating the accelerated deduction for the purchase of corporate jets? Congress Critters (as the great Jim Hightower call 'em) from states that manufacture corporate jets?

You think?

You betcha!

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MissusBarry's avatar

A chicken in every pot and a Gulfstream in every garage.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Damn, beat me to it.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Christy Canyon?

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chascates's avatar

Coming next: Fox's detailed analysis of the cost of using Air Force One when Obama could have simply taken Amtrak or rented a Honda Fit.

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Fartknocker's avatar

That ain't nothing. Gubnor Ballsack Perry (R-Douchbag) wanted the legislature to waive the first $1 million in sales taxes on yachts purchased in Texas because he felt like Florida was taking away Texas yacht jobs.

I know what a blow job is - but a yacht job? Damn girl, that's freeky.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

How will the job makers get to their golf resorts? Oh the horror.

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