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Lefty Mark's avatar

British Petroleum Lawsuit? I thought that was ongoing?

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Ah, yes, Koch's beer ... reminds me of my undergrad daze. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wik..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Koch_Brewery">http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

(pronounced "Cook's")

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Lefty Mark's avatar

That Rivett needs to be impacted. (With votes!)

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Conner Cleek's avatar

you suck that is gust sad

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Suicidal polar bears- one of my favorite seventies punk bands

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Lot_49's avatar

I'm sick and tired of having these charismatic megafauna rammed down my throat.

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Engnghng, can't deport the <a href="http:\/\/www.exxonmobil.com\/Corporate\/investor_governance_directors.aspx" target="_blank">board</a>; they don't really live anywhere.

That is to say, they're part of a global elite who hide their ultra-money thither and yon—or tokens appointed to give the appearance of diversity and inclusiveness, and thus ignorant of anything Exxon-Mobil does except in which luxurious locale its next quarterly board meeting will be held.

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Lot_49's avatar

Probably drunk at the time.

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The fact that there are studies which say one thing and studies which say a contrary thing demonstrates that we must teach the controversy.

For example: Edward Snowden exposed Barack Obama and James Clapper as liars. <i>But</i> his girlfriend is a pole dancer.

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SullivanSt's avatar

It is a sad day when "3 year old promise finally being delivered on" is all you can claim as nice time.

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SullivanSt's avatar

My favorite is the fun they poke at it on RationalWiki.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BEARNADO!!1!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

except in this case it's fasting

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schmannity's avatar

Fox News is the bi-polar bear.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the genius of the GOP: destroy or outsource a shitload of jobs with their greed, then fear monger every policy they oppose with the threat of the loss of jobs

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Fartknocker's avatar

If global warming is causing the loss of the polar bear habitat, one win is to take the oldest polar bear and send him to Jim Imhofe's casa in Oklahoma and let him feast on this fucknut. It's a win for the bear and the rest of the nation.

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