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"No Country..." How you could you make a better movie than that, even with Seth Rogan's penis?

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i don't more guns are really the answer here in chicago.

but maybe that's just me.

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Occasionally wingnutz try to make populist arguments, hoping that it sticks, like the "no moar taxez!!!!" shit they've been spewing for four decades now. The result is usually hilarity, until you realize that most of them think it's actually brilliant.

Where the fuck is my dildo chair, anyway?

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Interestingly, the song Raving and Drooling predates Animals by roughly 3 years. While it did eventually morph into Sheep, they were playing it, as well as You Gotta be Crazy (which turned into Dogs) and Wish You Were Here in 74 live on the DSOTM tour. BTW thanx for making me feel old, lol. In 1979 while you were 2, I saw The Wall performed live in L.A.

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or a banana

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be glad it wasn't a birthday cake...

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<blockquote>There is little doubt that the people who are most likely to be victims of violent crime -– again, overwhelmingly poor blacks in urban areas — are also the ones who benefit the most from owning guns.</blockquote>

That sounds true because it starts with "There is little doubt".

The corollary that an increase in guns means an increase in accidental shooting of children is just more of that socialistic libtard propaganda.

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Ooh! Ooh! Mistah Kottah! I know!

They made the black thug give that nice white boy his gun back?

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Sure, Mr. Lott. We'll do this. But you know, these folks also need a safe place to live. Like say, next door to your house. I know you won't have a problem with this, what with the fact that these law-abiding poor folks only have those guns for protection.

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I read that first sentence as: "gum expert...."

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and the leftover Thai takeout

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Who doesn't love Abbott and Costello?

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"Burn After Reading" is not the high point in the Coen brothers oeuvre, but transcends the mere dildo chair to envision the dildo rowing machine.

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Or Mitt Romney?

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Hey, phones don't kill people, and neither do guns apparently.

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Which is why the NRA and their pet wingnuts fight like hell to keep the NIH or CDC from studying gun-activity.

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