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Why don't you just leave the country then? Move to Sudan or something.

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Why don't you do some research and find out? Why do all you stupid cornholes want everyone else to do the work for you. There is a program on the machine you are typing on called GOOGLE. Use it. All the knowledge of the world is there.

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Is that the one where it starts off with a 400 lb red faced man draped solely in a sheet sized 'Stars and Stripes' fashioned like a toga screaming "America!" as he greedily eats the contents of an overflowing Walmart toilet?

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Than = comparative Then = time-based, my usage is correct.

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Moderns like Crystal Castles, Blitzen Trapper, Metric, Belle and Sebastion are some damn fine artists.

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Send her an actual Ayn Rand book, my mom who reads white papers for a living, laughed out loud, she now watches CNN at least.

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They just make it up as they go, its like that guy at the bar who always argues with precise percentages as a rebuff to your non-percentage based facts. Only losers know facts without percentages.

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Replace the Communist wafers with Neccos.

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Lure some grad students with promise of free food to your domicile and chain them down in a grading dungeon, problem solved.

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Have to count all the bigots in hell I suppose. I'm sure Foxnews is the #1 news channel down there.

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So I'm not the only one avoiding the pile o'papers awaiting stairs-tossing, er, I mean, "grading", by cavorting on our Wonkette....

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He's peeking out of my wife's blouse!

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Suffice it to say, Fox has no reason to break the cycle.

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There's a new product that Fox could market: Gundies! The weapon that you pack in a whole way! (Not sold in stores.)

Also: troll alert, all the most recent postings are at 0 thumbs up.

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and if they ignore the summons long enough, it will magically go away.

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Murdoch must be so proud. He’s like the father of 100 million retards.

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