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Susan Clodfelter's avatar

Why don't you just leave the country then? Move to Sudan or something.

Susan Clodfelter's avatar

Why don't you do some research and find out? Why do all you stupid cornholes want everyone else to do the work for you. There is a program on the machine you are typing on called GOOGLE. Use it. All the knowledge of the world is there.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Is that the one where it starts off with a 400 lb red faced man draped solely in a sheet sized 'Stars and Stripes' fashioned like a toga screaming "America!" as he greedily eats the contents of an overflowing Walmart toilet?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Than = comparative Then = time-based, my usage is correct.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Moderns like Crystal Castles, Blitzen Trapper, Metric, Belle and Sebastion are some damn fine artists.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Send her an actual Ayn Rand book, my mom who reads white papers for a living, laughed out loud, she now watches CNN at least.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

They just make it up as they go, its like that guy at the bar who always argues with precise percentages as a rebuff to your non-percentage based facts. Only losers know facts without percentages.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Replace the Communist wafers with Neccos.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Lure some grad students with promise of free food to your domicile and chain them down in a grading dungeon, problem solved.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Have to count all the bigots in hell I suppose. I'm sure Foxnews is the #1 news channel down there.

jqheywood's avatar

So I'm not the only one avoiding the pile o'papers awaiting stairs-tossing, er, I mean, "grading", by cavorting on our Wonkette....

WA Bishop's avatar

He's peeking out of my wife's blouse!

WA Bishop's avatar

Suffice it to say, Fox has no reason to break the cycle.

PsycWench's avatar

There's a new product that Fox could market: Gundies! The weapon that you pack in a whole way! (Not sold in stores.)

Also: troll alert, all the most recent postings are at 0 thumbs up.

PsycWench's avatar

and if they ignore the summons long enough, it will magically go away.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Murdoch must be so proud. He’s like the father of 100 million retards.