PARENTS: YOUR KIDS ARE CATCHING "THE TRANSSEXUAL" THROUGH THE TEEVEE. THIS IS SERIOUS. THIS IS HOW PIG AIDS STARTED, REMEMBER??? Fox News morality police chief Keith Ablow: Casting Chaz Bono on "Dancing with the Stars" is part of Chaz’s victory tour, which has included appearances on talk shows and the release of a book called "Transition."
<i>And if all that failed, and if Chaz Bono wanted either to kill herself or to undergo gender reassignment surgery, I would have taken that journey with her, too.</i>
So Keith&#039;s problem is just that Chaz got a bit ahead of him. Don&#039;t worry, Keith, you&#039;ve got plenty of time to catch up. Just start on the estrogen now, and in a few months, you&#039;ll be a whole new person.
The last thing a bigoted -- excuse me, &quot;concerned&quot;-- parent would let their &quot;sensitive&quot; boy watch is ballroom dancing. And &quot;tomboyish&quot; girls will be too busy throwing up at all the taffeta on display to be converted.
<i>&quot;The last thing vulnerable children and adolescents need, as they wrestle with the normal process of establishing their identities, is to watch...&quot;</i>
Wait&#039;ll those vulnerable children discover the internets and its fleshbots and on-line videos.
Everybody&#039;s favorite 11-incher.
I like your avatar motto, Herr Doktor.
The psychiatric cliche this alludes to is &quot;exquisite sensitivity.&quot;
Paging Doctor Freud.
Ooh. Dr. Hawas would RULE Dancing with the Stars.
Oh Jesus, this dingus shares my Alma Mater, Brown University, the most liberal school in the country, Bobby Jindal notwithstanding.
To be a conservative jerk-off and attend Brown, you have got to be an attention-seeking anger queen.
<i>And if all that failed, and if Chaz Bono wanted either to kill herself or to undergo gender reassignment surgery, I would have taken that journey with her, too.</i>
So Keith&#039;s problem is just that Chaz got a bit ahead of him. Don&#039;t worry, Keith, you&#039;ve got plenty of time to catch up. Just start on the estrogen now, and in a few months, you&#039;ll be a whole new person.
&quot;To watch a captive crowd in a studio audience applaud on cue for a make-shift phallus&quot;
Wait, this guy once wrote a book with Glenn Beck, and now he&#039;s got the stones to criticize him??
The last thing a bigoted -- excuse me, &quot;concerned&quot;-- parent would let their &quot;sensitive&quot; boy watch is ballroom dancing. And &quot;tomboyish&quot; girls will be too busy throwing up at all the taffeta on display to be converted.
If I have to explain Gary Busey to my nephew, these parents can afford to explain Chaz.
<i>&quot;The last thing vulnerable children and adolescents need, as they wrestle with the normal process of establishing their identities, is to watch...&quot;</i>
Wait&#039;ll those vulnerable children discover the internets and its fleshbots and on-line videos.
This is just bullshit. I watched a whole episode of Glee and all that happened to me was severe nausea.