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First revision: more exclamation points.

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Fuck this shit. If you're actually this interested in "how the sausage is made," then FUCKING DO SOME GOVERNING, SHOWBOATING FUCKBUCKETS.

Of course the story is "DERP LOOK SO MANY EDUTTS!1" and not the actual substance of those edits.

Several of these edits are literally the change of two words.

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Some are literally the addition of one word. Several are changing two whole words.

ANPEECH!!

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The story about <i>why</i> we were attacked changed? This is a scandal HOW?!

Think back, crappy American Press Machine now chasing "scandals," back to when the shitty Bush Administration just chalked every single thing up to "They hate us for our freedom" ...and think back how none of you fucking questioned when it changed to "its Al Qaeda" and later to "Muslims" and even later to "Mushroom clouds."

Your journalism is bad and you should feel bad.

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IOKIYAR

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Bertie Gonzalez would be another good one to add to the list.

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Q) why did the chicken cross the road?

A) so it could fuck itself some more

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!1!

you said "real journalists" like there is such a thing...

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chick-fil-lay

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Fox News and the Repubican party will not rest until the people responsible for the talking points are brought to justice. The actual murderers? Not so much.

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I have a red pen and I know how to use it! Stay back, or the paper gets it!

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Don't forget that he knows more about military deployment and capability than the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs and Secretary of Defense put together.

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I se what you did ther.

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