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BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Sure, reality says one thing, but let's talk about this other thing I made up!

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

it must be one of those koinkindink-things I've been hearing about.

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IMPOed's avatar

OMG... ADORABLE!!!And loud, huh? ;>D

XOXO!!

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bastalready's avatar

Yes,amico mio...VERY!!!hugzzz!!!

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mailman27's avatar

Psyche!! Wait, where do I put my extra "P"? No pfair!!!

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Dorothy Nelson's avatar

I bet she wouldn't have if her lies hadn't been exposed. She would have happily spun more lies for her bosses for years to come.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

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Paniq! At Disqus's avatar

Judges would have also accepted "Fox and Fools"

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H0mer0's avatar

Doocy procreated? Unpossible!

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DaveZimny's avatar

Now that Laura Italiano has resigned from the New York Post to protest being asked to write a clearly false story, maybe it's time for Kamala Harris to bring a libel suit against both the Post and Fox News. I know that most of the time libel suits by politicians are wasted effort, since the judicial standard of "actual malice" is so difficult to meet. This case, however, seems to meet all the requirements: news sources published/circulated a story and either (a) knew it wasn't true, or; (b) didn't bother to check whether it was true. Sue the pants off them, Ms. Vice President!

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I agree with Werner (below) about having her not honor the bet and O'keefe being rapey. That being said, I'd pick Wohl because I want to tell him what a little pissant asshole I I think he is and I want to know WTF he thinks he's going to accomplish. I also want to know where this hipster coffee shop is. I guess once I get done tearing into him, there would be no date. Win/Win.

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HarpyLibtart's avatar

No, but if they experience side-effects it's a lot easier to figure out what's causing it if the subject isn't habitually ingesting anything that might cause problems that look like side effects and/or interact with the medication - a huge part of human drug trials is minimizing risk, especially in the early stages where any negative outcomes are much more likely to get your project shut down or cost you a fortune in extra testing and reviews.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Well, you could spell it "Sike!" as I've (unfortunately) seen some do, and then put "Psike!" -- but then you'd just look like you don't know how to spell. Maybe try "pjust pkidding"?

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Let's Go, Augie's avatar

Rafalca and Spicey can go fuck them with Kellyanne Conway sideways.

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