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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Not to mention domestic violence and getting roofied, which are just totally made-up nonsense!

Lefty Mark's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/9BIuX7IsdE8" target="_blank">Peg O' My Heart.</a>

fuflans's avatar

i must confess. when my 1996 honda civic was dying (because i did not know enough to change the oil - GIRL!!) i commuted from chicago to a regional theatre about 60 miles away and <i>i routinely drove 45 miles an hour on I90</i> or else i would overheat.

i am very sorry.

fuflans's avatar

you go feather! these are the stories that give me life (and will get me past 11/5).

bobbert's avatar

If you have a lot of grievances, you have to warm up.

bobbert's avatar

And where the heck were you at the SF Drinky, young lady?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Do the goddamn math."

Bwahahahaha! Good one!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And you know you have a bright future when it's the young voters you're trying to discourage.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Well, except for all that, they're sometimes right about a couple of other things. "Chocolate tastes good," stuff like that.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Kernels of Republican wisdom" are hard to digest. Please dispose of properly.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, Fuxnuts . . . you wanna see what happens when a woman "grows up"?

“I was a Republican because I thought that those were the people who best supported markets. I think that is not true anymore." --Elizabeth Warren

artem1s's avatar

full metal Hazmat suit or GTFO

Vienna Woods's avatar

But enough about gamergate...

The Quirk's avatar

Wishing the ghost of Susan B. Anthony would rise up and smack a bitch.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Okay, so there's the opinion from the "vapid" constituency. Now let's go back to reality.