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Not to mention domestic violence and getting roofied, which are just totally made-up nonsense!

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<a href="http:\/\/youtu.be\/9BIuX7IsdE8" target="_blank">Peg O' My Heart.</a>

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i must confess. when my 1996 honda civic was dying (because i did not know enough to change the oil - GIRL!!) i commuted from chicago to a regional theatre about 60 miles away and <i>i routinely drove 45 miles an hour on I90</i> or else i would overheat.

i am very sorry.

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you go feather! these are the stories that give me life (and will get me past 11/5).

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If you have a lot of grievances, you have to warm up.

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And where the heck were you at the SF Drinky, young lady?

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What? On her head?

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"Do the goddamn math."

Bwahahahaha! Good one!

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And you know you have a bright future when it's the young voters you're trying to discourage.

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Well, except for all that, they're sometimes right about a couple of other things. "Chocolate tastes good," stuff like that.

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"Kernels of Republican wisdom" are hard to digest. Please dispose of properly.

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Hey, Fuxnuts . . . you wanna see what happens when a woman "grows up"?

“I was a Republican because I thought that those were the people who best supported markets. I think that is not true anymore." --Elizabeth Warren

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full metal Hazmat suit or GTFO

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But enough about gamergate...

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Wishing the ghost of Susan B. Anthony would rise up and smack a bitch.

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Okay, so there's the opinion from the "vapid" constituency. Now let's go back to reality.

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