Jesse Watters gets to dance with the pretty ladies. Hey Wonkers, are you in the mood for some HARMLESS RACISM, the kind white people know is just "in good fun," the type crusty white racists tune in to the Fox News channel to watch so they can giggle and thank White Jesus for making them get borned as crusty old white people? If so, you are a lucky duck, because Fox News's Jesse Watters -- you know him, that douche-y white kid who (we assume) smells like date rape and his dad's Old Spice, who makes
Hey Jesse, let this Chinese boy Asiansplain somethin' to ya: we've got NEW stereotypes. Listen up and listen good:- we will buy the top trim level of a luxury car, will drive it at the speed limit no matter how much horsepower its got, we don't signal, and we will ALWAYS park crooked over the line.- the guys will have glasses. WITHOUT FAIL. They will continue to be good at math.- we produce knockoffs. Very good knockoffs. So good they have the original brand name in fact!- we are now allowed to have more than one child. Meaning we don't kill the girls.- Hong Kong is now a part of China. No British colony no more. It's still a swell place to visit and most people still understand English.- we like hip-hop. And sometimes Celine Dion. Nickelback is still, however, right out. Don't even try.- Japan is not the top growing economy anymore. RE-CE-SSION. Not the same as "recess"- you can still eat sushi, kim chi, and dumplings. Often at the same restaurant.- said restaurant is likely owned by Chinese or Koreans, even it's named Japanese and has Japanese characters in the awning.
And this has been Phoenix's ASIAN UPDATE 2016. We are everywhere, we are legion. Welcome to our world!
They sound adorable! Love the Chin spin!Isn't it funny how small dogs, (little Napoleons) don't know they're small?I have two 15lb. terrier mix rescue boys. They think they're so tough! (Please!)
I remember. But we knew the difference between crap on tee vee and the real world. I knew my Mom came home from work and did NOT cook dinner in heels and pearls. My Dad did manual labor. I could go on.
Fucks Gnus really stepped in it with this stunt - NYC is not amused. I wonder if Watters will be spending more time with his family in the immediate future... https://twitter.com/adallos...
Confusingly, the best Canadian fish & chips is advertised as 'British style.' Except at Archies in London.
Oh, man! Please tell me some white stereotypes! I want to see how many fit me.
He probably thinks Laos is spelled "louse."
Ryan Lochte?
"love you long time!"
Hey Jesse, let this Chinese boy Asiansplain somethin' to ya: we've got NEW stereotypes. Listen up and listen good:- we will buy the top trim level of a luxury car, will drive it at the speed limit no matter how much horsepower its got, we don't signal, and we will ALWAYS park crooked over the line.- the guys will have glasses. WITHOUT FAIL. They will continue to be good at math.- we produce knockoffs. Very good knockoffs. So good they have the original brand name in fact!- we are now allowed to have more than one child. Meaning we don't kill the girls.- Hong Kong is now a part of China. No British colony no more. It's still a swell place to visit and most people still understand English.- we like hip-hop. And sometimes Celine Dion. Nickelback is still, however, right out. Don't even try.- Japan is not the top growing economy anymore. RE-CE-SSION. Not the same as "recess"- you can still eat sushi, kim chi, and dumplings. Often at the same restaurant.- said restaurant is likely owned by Chinese or Koreans, even it's named Japanese and has Japanese characters in the awning.
And this has been Phoenix's ASIAN UPDATE 2016. We are everywhere, we are legion. Welcome to our world!
Hasn't Trump done that already?
This Asian-Canadian would vote for him all over again.
Hung Far Low. They got the best drinks, I promise you.
Don't forget, Chinese boys are sexxxxayyyyy
They sound adorable! Love the Chin spin!Isn't it funny how small dogs, (little Napoleons) don't know they're small?I have two 15lb. terrier mix rescue boys. They think they're so tough! (Please!)
Huh. I guess I don't watch the Fox Factor often enough.
I remember. But we knew the difference between crap on tee vee and the real world. I knew my Mom came home from work and did NOT cook dinner in heels and pearls. My Dad did manual labor. I could go on.
Saskatoon
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Fucks Gnus really stepped in it with this stunt - NYC is not amused. I wonder if Watters will be spending more time with his family in the immediate future... https://twitter.com/adallos...
SOMETIMES, but we prefer to be gentlemen
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