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He later said he was “joking.”

But given that he looks like Patrick Bateman’s apprentice, I’m inclined to think he told the truth the first time.

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We keep the dog in the other room.

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That sounds about right.

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What's that from?

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That’s why I keep Ms. Notreelyhelping on a short leash. Braided. Black leather. Attaches to a studded dog collar.

Of course, that’s just Friday night at home.

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Regular Tucker is bad enough, but Tucker Max? What is that? A dollar store knockoff of Axe body spray?

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"sounds like something he might do."

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You are forgetting Anne Sacoolas and Pendejo's attempt at an Oprah Moment in the White house.

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Hopefully consensually, unlike this dude slandering them.

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"Big Paul." "Paulie P." "Papa Paul."

Unconfirmed rumors. Smears. A "story" that had to be bookended with "we can't confirm this."

I swear Fox News seriously has it out for anything a Democrat is even tangentially connected to, but if you DARE to speak an ill truth about a Republican's wife or husband, you're obviously a monster.

Congratulations (I guess?), Jesse. You're actually worse than Sean Hannity in this one moment.

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Probably doesn't wash his hands like that other guy

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Four?

There's been no indication they're breeding.

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If the Pelosis were truly Rich, Paul would drive a Lambo, not a lowly Porsche.

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I understand "checking in" to make sure that the family's schedule is okay. But that garbage is ABSURD.

I run my family's scheduling. I also work a full-time+++ job. My husband asks me what has to be done with the kids every day (which is annoying, but he's engaged-ish).

JFC/WTF?!

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So there is a rule that you only go to “dinner parties” with your spouse or partner? What’s the rule for just meeting for a drink or bowling😂

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