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Wookie Monster's avatar

He later said he was “joking.”

But given that he looks like Patrick Bateman’s apprentice, I’m inclined to think he told the truth the first time.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

We keep the dog in the other room.

runfastandwin's avatar

That sounds about right.

doktorzoom's avatar

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

That’s why I keep Ms. Notreelyhelping on a short leash. Braided. Black leather. Attaches to a studded dog collar.

Of course, that’s just Friday night at home.

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

Regular Tucker is bad enough, but Tucker Max? What is that? A dollar store knockoff of Axe body spray?

pmsrw3's avatar

"sounds like something he might do."

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

You are forgetting Anne Sacoolas and Pendejo's attempt at an Oprah Moment in the White house.

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Hopefully consensually, unlike this dude slandering them.

Cajun Kid's avatar

"Big Paul." "Paulie P." "Papa Paul."

Unconfirmed rumors. Smears. A "story" that had to be bookended with "we can't confirm this."

I swear Fox News seriously has it out for anything a Democrat is even tangentially connected to, but if you DARE to speak an ill truth about a Republican's wife or husband, you're obviously a monster.

Congratulations (I guess?), Jesse. You're actually worse than Sean Hannity in this one moment.

kloewent's avatar

Probably doesn't wash his hands like that other guy

shivaskeeper's avatar

Four?

There's been no indication they're breeding.

DisplacedCTYankee's avatar

If the Pelosis were truly Rich, Paul would drive a Lambo, not a lowly Porsche.

eliz_'s avatar

I understand "checking in" to make sure that the family's schedule is okay. But that garbage is ABSURD.

I run my family's scheduling. I also work a full-time+++ job. My husband asks me what has to be done with the kids every day (which is annoying, but he's engaged-ish).

JFC/WTF?!

AP's avatar

So there is a rule that you only go to “dinner parties” with your spouse or partner? What’s the rule for just meeting for a drink or bowling😂