In the ongoing competition to blame every single person in America for the death of Ferguson teenager Michael Brown -- except, of course, for the guy who actually shot him to death -- Fox News "psychiatrist" Keith Ablow has the new, niftiest theory of all: it was Brown's family what done it!
...so Michael Browns stepfather yelling "Burn this bitch down", four months after he was shot dead by Darren Wilson caused his death? It looks like they are giving black people another super power:
-Super strength -Bullet proof(except on the crown of the head) -Fist made of pillows(so they don&#039;t leave bruises) -Bone chilling/Life threatening DEMON stares -<strong>INTER-DIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVEL</strong>
Keith, please go to Ferguson and conduct this investigation. Make sure you remember to ask everyone who knew Michael Brown why they think he was such a demon who needed to be killed. And then let us know how that works out.
Weird, Louis Head has a reason to be angry, hateful and vindictive.
Keith Ablow shouldn&#039;t have a reason, but apparently he does. Therefore, the only logical understanding of why Keith Ablow is so angry and vindictive towards Louis Head, is that Keith must have somehow taken the statement &quot;burn this bitch down&quot; personally, and thinks when Louis Head says &quot;This Bitch,&quot; he hears &quot;Keith Ablow.&quot;
Keith, I know it may seem like it, but not everyone saying things about &quot;bitches&quot; is talking about you. Your experience has probably been people consistently calling you &quot;a bitch&quot; in your personal life. But those constant experiences have absolutely no bearing on this situation.
Please, if you could, try to separate the unsavory elements of your personal life from things that happen in completely separate cities like Ferguson. Louis Head did NOT say &quot;burn Keith Ablow down.&quot;
Keith, you should probably realize how your reaction says more about your own self-identifying as &quot;this bitch&quot; than it does about an understandably grieving, angry, stepfather in a completely different city.
Oh, thank goodness Ablow has finally expressed his opinion! I was waiting for the rock-bottom dumbest thing ever said by anyone anywhere about a dead teenager, and now it&#039;s been said, and I can resume waiting for the rock-bottom dumbest thing ever said by anyone anywhere about everything else.
Also, too - Michael Brown did not &quot;lose his life.&quot; He was slaughtered.
Well, there goes my appetite for the day...
We better build a few more prisons for all these lawbreaking folks.
...so Michael Browns stepfather yelling &quot;Burn this bitch down&quot;, four months after he was shot dead by Darren Wilson caused his death? It looks like they are giving black people another super power:
-Super strength -Bullet proof(except on the crown of the head) -Fist made of pillows(so they don&#039;t leave bruises) -Bone chilling/Life threatening DEMON stares -<strong>INTER-DIMENSIONAL TIME TRAVEL</strong>
This Ablow is a real Renaissance man. &quot;Expertise&quot; in Psychology, then Colonial History, and now Law.
Keith, please go to Ferguson and conduct this investigation. Make sure you remember to ask everyone who knew Michael Brown why they think he was such a demon who needed to be killed. And then let us know how that works out.
Maybe he&#039;s got his own personal certification board? There&#039;s someone who knows how to set those things up...
I fucking HATE those things
Weird, Louis Head has a reason to be angry, hateful and vindictive.
Keith Ablow shouldn&#039;t have a reason, but apparently he does. Therefore, the only logical understanding of why Keith Ablow is so angry and vindictive towards Louis Head, is that Keith must have somehow taken the statement &quot;burn this bitch down&quot; personally, and thinks when Louis Head says &quot;This Bitch,&quot; he hears &quot;Keith Ablow.&quot;
Keith, I know it may seem like it, but not everyone saying things about &quot;bitches&quot; is talking about you. Your experience has probably been people consistently calling you &quot;a bitch&quot; in your personal life. But those constant experiences have absolutely no bearing on this situation.
Please, if you could, try to separate the unsavory elements of your personal life from things that happen in completely separate cities like Ferguson. Louis Head did NOT say &quot;burn Keith Ablow down.&quot;
Keith, you should probably realize how your reaction says more about your own self-identifying as &quot;this bitch&quot; than it does about an understandably grieving, angry, stepfather in a completely different city.
You little bitch.
Or a hangover.
Oh, thank goodness Ablow has finally expressed his opinion! I was waiting for the rock-bottom dumbest thing ever said by anyone anywhere about a dead teenager, and now it&#039;s been said, and I can resume waiting for the rock-bottom dumbest thing ever said by anyone anywhere about everything else.
Also, too - Michael Brown did not &quot;lose his life.&quot; He was slaughtered.
Indeed. Drinking only for me the rest of the day.
I think it&#039;s fair to say that Ablow has achieved &quot;fully evil&quot; status.