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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'm tootin' free now. I really just had to cut the beans out of my diet.

OctopiRage's avatar

Costco libel!!1!!1%\÷/×%2

H0mer0's avatar

and "honor[ed his neighbor] by giving [him] gas"And where Dale wanted to steal his blood and exchange transfuse himself, giving him Hank's knowledge of propane and propane accessories.

H0mer0's avatar

like the people that read Playboy for the articles?

https://youtu.be/6jDcWAWRRHo

Marion in Savannah's avatar

I've got reanimated Francisco Franco.

H0mer0's avatar

That boy ain't right, even early in the morning!

Angry and Short's avatar

Well, I've resisted it for years, but now that Trumpolini stands a good chance of turning the country into a giant Costco run by fat redneck dummies, I'm going to head on over to Cabela's and buy me and the wife some AR-15's. I figure it's only a matter of time when Ill Dookie starts coming for anyone willing to call him an idiot.

Goofpuddle's avatar

I saw both. The second one is very psychologically taut. As a meta-story, I was almost thinking it might have been written by Charles Kaufman.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

I dunno, I picture Drumpf playing more like... I dunno, King Dedede? Less "lightning bruiser," more "cartoon wrecking ball."

Wee Mousie's avatar

85 years of trying to fulfil their greatest desires the hard way through bad planning and belligerence.

doktorzoom's avatar

Asshat banhammered; comment left up for continued mockery.

malsperanza's avatar

dingdingdingding

winner

malsperanza's avatar

You ought to get together with our new friend Glen Boege upthread. You two have a lot of feelings to share.

CripesAmighty's avatar

"Abercrombie vs. Dollar General!"; "JE-RRY!...JE-RRY!"