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I'm tootin' free now. I really just had to cut the beans out of my diet.

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Costco libel!!1!!1%\÷/×%2

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and "honor[ed his neighbor] by giving [him] gas"And where Dale wanted to steal his blood and exchange transfuse himself, giving him Hank's knowledge of propane and propane accessories.

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like the people that read Playboy for the articles?

https://youtu.be/6jDcWAWRRHo

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I've got reanimated Francisco Franco.

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God dangit Bobby!

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That boy ain't right, even early in the morning!

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Well, I've resisted it for years, but now that Trumpolini stands a good chance of turning the country into a giant Costco run by fat redneck dummies, I'm going to head on over to Cabela's and buy me and the wife some AR-15's. I figure it's only a matter of time when Ill Dookie starts coming for anyone willing to call him an idiot.

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I saw both. The second one is very psychologically taut. As a meta-story, I was almost thinking it might have been written by Charles Kaufman.

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I dunno, I picture Drumpf playing more like... I dunno, King Dedede? Less "lightning bruiser," more "cartoon wrecking ball."

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85 years of trying to fulfil their greatest desires the hard way through bad planning and belligerence.

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Asshat banhammered; comment left up for continued mockery.

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dingdingdingding

winner

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You ought to get together with our new friend Glen Boege upthread. You two have a lot of feelings to share.

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"Abercrombie vs. Dollar General!"; "JE-RRY!...JE-RRY!"

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