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Well I sure feel foolish. There's only one thing I can say: OOPS.

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You feel foolish for mistakenly saying something that you didn't mean. I feel foolish for saying things that I fully meant (at the time) and was very determined to post.

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What's the going price on a 1966 Carlson Cooter, nowadays?

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I think he's suggesting all women need an additional insurance policy, for the higher expenses. Which are called <i>riders.</i>

Heck, I'd totally be right there with him if he said "I believe all women's cooters should require riders."

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That just means he spends all day behind a desk prescribing viagra. Which of course is entirely covered under today's current healthcare codes. Unlike birth control.

Because equal justice = bias.

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I have a very simple response to asshole idiots like these:

Every man has a mother. That's why equal rates make sense.

Also, why should women pay for your boner pills and testicular cancer treatments?

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Uh, women ARE X-chromosome-Americans. (Actually, double-X-chromosome-Americans.) So they get to vote more times than themselves. That's one weird trick!

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No, it's from Trump University Medical School.

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Depends on the man involved...

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Plus womyn live longer and get to vote more times than X-chromosome-Americans.

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By the good doctors reasoning we should charge sick people a higher rate because they go to the doctor more.

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Gretchen has lymes disease? Why do I feel sorry for that tick?

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Full disclosure, in this case, would've been... unsettling.

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I stand corrected... again.

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<i>there is often a man involved in this process as well</i>

Sometimes I can't decide if that’s a feature or a bug.

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I see the Republican outreach to women is going as well as expected.

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