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"OK. No offense,"

Immediate fail for any discussion. If someone starts saying this to me, I cut them off with a hearty "fuck along now".

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I really don’t believe that <strike>Islam</strike> conservatism is a political theory of evil. I — you know, I think it’s being hijacked (by the teabaggers), quite frankly.

Fixed.

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The Jews are behind the Muslims wanting to take over the planet. Wait, what?

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Don't be silly.

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Mark Twain's <i>Letters from the Earth</i> or Ambrose Bierce's <i>The Devil's Dictionary.</i>

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So what you are saying is Water the Tree of Liberty, but don't <strong>over-water</strong> the Tree of Liberty.

Stop before you have watered it 488 times.

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I'm not a racist, but I think we should feed all the hungry kids in America, regardless of how responsible their parents are.

Where is your God now, SorosBot???!?!

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Mittens swearing on the Book of Mormon.

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Needs some brush around the outside, for Dubya to cut.

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..."stoopid"(as the NRA says) never jumps the shark! It just gets more frothy and dumb!

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Where can I get a copy of that fine journal of modern thought? For a friend...

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Has the SPLC categorized Fucks Gnus as a hate group yet?

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So, I guess 70 years ago Dana would've had a ladyboner for carpetbombing the shit out of Sweden and Switzerland.

Duly noted.

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Alien and Sedition Acts? These ignorant fuckwits should be careful what they wish for.

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Couldn't <em>possibly</em> have anything to do with how many Catholics are in the olive to brown range and have accents.

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But it's all cool, so long as they're "Sorry if anyone was offended."

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