Well, here is something totally unexpected: the moron quintet at Fox, The Five, is pretty sure thar be terrorists, or at least terrorist sympathizers, in Congress.
I really don&rsquo;t believe that <strike>Islam</strike> conservatism is a political theory of evil. I &mdash; you know, I think it&rsquo;s being hijacked (by the teabaggers), quite frankly.
&quot;OK. No offense,&quot;
Immediate fail for any discussion. If someone starts saying this to me, I cut them off with a hearty &quot;fuck along now&quot;.
I really don&rsquo;t believe that <strike>Islam</strike> conservatism is a political theory of evil. I &mdash; you know, I think it&rsquo;s being hijacked (by the teabaggers), quite frankly.
Fixed.
The Jews are behind the Muslims wanting to take over the planet. Wait, what?
Don&#039;t be silly.
Mark Twain&#039;s <i>Letters from the Earth</i> or Ambrose Bierce&#039;s <i>The Devil&#039;s Dictionary.</i>
So what you are saying is Water the Tree of Liberty, but don&#039;t <strong>over-water</strong> the Tree of Liberty.
Stop before you have watered it 488 times.
I&#039;m not a racist, but I think we should feed all the hungry kids in America, regardless of how responsible their parents are.
Where is your God now, SorosBot???!?!
Mittens swearing on the Book of Mormon.
Needs some brush around the outside, for Dubya to cut.
...&quot;stoopid&quot;(as the NRA says) never jumps the shark! It just gets more frothy and dumb!
Where can I get a copy of that fine journal of modern thought? For a friend...
Has the SPLC categorized Fucks Gnus as a hate group yet?
So, I guess 70 years ago Dana would&#039;ve had a ladyboner for carpetbombing the shit out of Sweden and Switzerland.
Duly noted.
Alien and Sedition Acts? These ignorant fuckwits should be careful what they wish for.
Couldn&#039;t <em>possibly</em> have anything to do with how many Catholics are in the olive to brown range and have accents.
But it&#039;s all cool, so long as they&#039;re &quot;Sorry if anyone was offended.&quot;