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...just close your eyes and go to your happy place

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Maybe it's her bad plastic surgery but there's something about Greta's jaw that makes me want to whack it with a pipe wrench.

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I wonder why she thinks her checks come from teh United States Treasury.

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It's a remarkable thing that we have, in a hundred years, gone through the Antibiotic Era.

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Unfortunately the derp is still blossoming. Just watched the NBC Nightly News broadcast tonight (10/30/2013), during which they basically said that the website problems and cancellations of these "spatula insurance" policies were indications that health care reform is turning into a big failure and that this, along with the controversies over the NSA's activities*, stand as evidence that the Obama presidency is going down the tubes. It was all I could do to keep myself from throwing something large and heavy at the TV.

* which, as we know, only commenced on 01/20/2009 at 12:01 pm

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Greta is going to be reprogrammed. Get ready for Greta 3.0!

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<em>"Facts, how do they work?"</strong>

...well, first you need to draw a pentagram on the floor with chicken blood. Then you face east toward Mecca and say "global climate change" 3 times with your eyes closed</em>

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What the fuck sort of fraudulent shite is this woman paying $54 a month for? Whatever it is, it's not insurance.

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...if he thinks the Pap Smears are bad, wait until he gets a Trans-Vaginal Ultrasound!

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I'm sure she got hers at Wal-Mart.

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Those used to be called 'Extended Warranties', I suspect the name has changed because the owners of at least one warranty company are currently in prison.

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These are precisely the same people who carp about their property taxes: "Why are we paying for schools when we ain't got no kids?"

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I would think it "and" not "or"

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floriderp.

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speaking as a navigator, thanks for the help. (we need it)

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I dont know what kind of coverage I got or what a new plan will cost me but I hate Obammycare because Benghazi Benghazi.Also too my grandpas neighbors aunts brother in law said it would cost too much and he went to trade school to be a welder so he knows this stuff!!! repeal it

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