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Lefty Mark's avatar

If he can't, the two can always go and ask for help from their father.

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SpideySenser's avatar

No glove, no love.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Why Big Camping of course... They are all in on it, even the lunch ladies.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

The explanation as to why the T-shirt was barred strains belief, even to the point of bursting open. A simpler explanation is that "Virginity Rocks" is untruthful.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"Normal Person" works for me.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

"Profits" is just a word. It means whatever a righteous fundie nut-job wants it to mean today. Consistency and meaning are LIEbral tricks.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Fayetteville School District Plan Step 1: Give away condoms to students Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit!

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schmannity's avatar

Wait. The principal said, "Get your Virginity Rocks Off?"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I would have thought "Virginity Rocks" referred to some kind of brand name creepy Christian belt-and-gravity based product to keep young boys chaste.

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