Can’t get enough dick? We can never get enough dick -- news about dicks, politicians being dicks, anonymous airport dick, and sometimes dicks talking about dick-things. Enter Todd Starnes, Fox News comment-spewer and host of the physical embodiment of all the worst insinuations of the word "dick." His latest complaint: Public schools are beholden to Big Condoms. No, not the Magnum condoms that you buy to put in your nightstand to impress ladies who snoop, but which you never use because
The explanation as to why the T-shirt was barred strains belief, even to the point of bursting open. A simpler explanation is that "Virginity Rocks" is untruthful.
"Profits" is just a word. It means whatever a righteous fundie nut-job wants it to mean today. Consistency and meaning are LIEbral tricks.
I would have thought "Virginity Rocks" referred to some kind of brand name creepy Christian belt-and-gravity based product to keep young boys chaste.
If he can't, the two can always go and ask for help from their father.
No glove, no love.
Why Big Camping of course... They are all in on it, even the lunch ladies.
The explanation as to why the T-shirt was barred strains belief, even to the point of bursting open. A simpler explanation is that "Virginity Rocks" is untruthful.
"Normal Person" works for me.
"Profits" is just a word. It means whatever a righteous fundie nut-job wants it to mean today. Consistency and meaning are LIEbral tricks.
Fayetteville School District Plan Step 1: Give away condoms to students Step 2: ????? Step 3: Profit!
Wait. The principal said, "Get your Virginity Rocks Off?"
I would have thought "Virginity Rocks" referred to some kind of brand name creepy Christian belt-and-gravity based product to keep young boys chaste.