First we find out that the CIA totally hearts its French counterparts (the relationship is "one of the best in the world" and "extraordinarily valuable"); now we discover that Jacques Chirac is the next Jeff Foxworthy. At a gathering with Russian and German leaders, he revealed he hates British food! "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Rimshot, please! "You can't trust people who cook as badly as that." We're dying. Also, haggis is gross: "That's where our problems with Nato come from." Funny because it's true! He'll be here all summit, folks.— WONKETTE
France, The New Red State
France, The New Red State
France, The New Red State
First we find out that the CIA totally hearts its French counterparts (the relationship is "one of the best in the world" and "extraordinarily valuable"); now we discover that Jacques Chirac is the next Jeff Foxworthy. At a gathering with Russian and German leaders, he revealed he hates British food! "The only thing [the British] have ever given European farming is mad cow." Rimshot, please! "You can't trust people who cook as badly as that." We're dying. Also, haggis is gross: "That's where our problems with Nato come from." Funny because it's true! He'll be here all summit, folks.— WONKETTE