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Hurr durr. Piss off back to Breitbart, you nasty creep.

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Likely it's the constraints of wearing pants that render them incapable of logical reasoning.

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"Flee" Zeldin is my "rep," and he's been doing the same. He refuses to hold town halls and only shows up at fundraising events and on CNN.

The district is currently rated Likely Republican, but opposition, as you say, is mounting.

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Well, I guess that settles it. GRAHAM says it probably won't happen... so...

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No. It's derpitude, cupcake.

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There's an awful lot of ex-Bernie Bro types all up and down my Facebooks crowing about how this proves "the Dems don't have a message" and how it proves "corporatist Democrats can't win".

...because of a near-tie in a deeply red district...

It takes serious effort not to put my fist through the screen these days.

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You Liberals are all alike aren't you? The urge to control every ones thought process is just overwhelming, it isn't enough you brainwash the young kids in colleges and control the media, you want to control the narrative everywhere, because your ideas can't stand it to the light, because yo are all Socialists. And Socialism has failed everywhere its been tried, because only idiots believe in it.

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It was stated about you because of what you said bright boy

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This can have unfortunate consequences if a member of the panel is hot. You don't want the first thing you say to be a sigh and That Look. Being in love already does help.

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That's fair, but one of the longstanding criticisms of the DNC is their focus on the top of the ticket - you gotta go find your Jon Ossoffs, the ones that are willing to put their skin in the game at the local and state levels. In order to win a championship, you gotta play the regular season and the playoffs.

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Brian Fitzpatrick was not the incumbent in PA-08. That was Mike Fitzpatrick, no relation, who did not seek reelection (thank god). Mike came back in the 2010 shit show after having been ousted in 2008. Brian is an independent, but it is totally unclear if he's of the more moderate sort or tea party sort. Mike's supporters had actually launched a campaign against him. I was very disappointed he won, but he actually hasn't totally been voting the Trump party line. Anyway, moral of the story, Bucks County voters are fucking idiots, like a lot of suburban/rural parts of the country, except for me!!

I am losing faith in 2018 lately and it is depressing, although Evan is certainly pointing out some positive signs.

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I'm not trying to "control" anything, cupcake. You're just a ignorant troll and I just thought you'd be happier among other the other nasty, ignorant trolls who cluster around rubbing one another's imaginary grievances over at Dead Breitbart's Home for Ignorant Derpitude.

I'm sorry you think that what kids learn in college - how to research facts and apply critical thinking and intellectual rigor to arguments - amounts to "brainwashing," but hey! Thanks for making it crystal clear that you don't have a clue as to what goes on in college.

I can understand that you denigrate education because it upsets you that educated people are less likely to buy the bullshit you believe in, but regardless of the compassion I have for your formless rage at not having your ignorance respected, facts are facts, so buck up, snowflake. You're not the first right-wing nutjob I've seen freaking out because actual facts have a well-known liberal bias...and given the way you twits just uncritically gobble up any bullshit RW extremists throw your way, you won't be the last.

I have to say, though... this naive belief you gullible asswipes have that liberals "control the media" is hilarious. The facts show that while a small majority of reporters lean liberal, the ACTUAL media is controlled by about 6 corporations, all of which gave heavily to the GOP. If the media really WAS controlled by the left, then Trump's deflecting antics would have been ignored on the campaign trail, politicians would have been asked about issues, and you all would have heard the ACTUAL speech from which your endlessly-polished butthurt about "deplorables" came.

It's also funny to see nitwits like you whinging on about how "socialism has failed everywhere its [sic] been tried," considering that the places it's been tried include screaming hellscapes like Germany, Sweden, Japan, Canada, Denmark, France, and a number of other countries... ALL of whom have better quality of life, a better-educated population, better healthcare, and less violence than we do. Facts, again...and poor you, you're clearly allergic. In fact, hilariously, the only thing ACTUAL "idiots believe" in your statement is that socialism "has failed everywhere its [sic] been tried."

And FYI, we're not "all" socialists. You wouldn't know that, because, again, there's no liberal media to either fairly represent the policies and platforms of people with whom you disagree, or to explain the ACTUAL meaning of socialism to you so that you can tell the difference between Democratic moderates, liberals, and actual socialists. The short version is that words mean things, and socialist has a meaning that doesn't apply to many of the people you try to tar with your left-over Cold War smears.

And by the way, you don't need to capitalize socialist (or liberals, for that matter) because it's not a proper noun. I can understand your confusion, since you're clearly more familiar with it as part of the name of a party you clearly admire and follow, but when used the way you used it - to describe a political ideology or people who, to some degree, support it - it's not capitalized. You probably would have learned that by the fifth grade, had you continued to attend school, but I'm happy to explain it to you now.

K. Bai!!

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Trump is smashing you dimwits faces in. Climate Change Lol = Naive Simpleton.

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Alternative theory: Frank Luntz and Robert Smith of the Cure ARE THE SAME PERSON. Look again and tell me I'm wrong.

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I honestly didn't mind Hanna. I didn't agree with him much, but you could at least voice your opinion and he'd listen. Tenney is straight up true believer tea bagger, convinced that she and the rest of the lunatics represent the "real" America and are god's chosen legislators. I dream of her being on the receiving end of a floor wiping in 2018.

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Plus he was one of the only Republicans to support LGBT rights and abortion.As you said, Tenney is a Michelle Bachmann wannabe and needs to be given the boot.

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