Dadgum bumblebee-belchin' hoopdy bumbler mcdoo Fred Thompson, the former Senator who was convinced to "run for president" in 2008 because he drove a pick-up truck, has finally weighed in on the issue of Mitt Romney's undisclosed tax returns. Writing at
"A middle-aged man poring over reams of pornographic material would be ostracized (unless he were a judge hearing a case about that subject matter)."
Didn't realize there are so many budding judges in Red State America!
So in the Karl Rove/Atwater school of political chicanery, where you accuse your opponents of your own shortcomings...Fred Thompson is saying Mitt Romney has a porn problem? Or maybe he invested his junior high lunch money in death squads? Or his wife, as a teenager, was a male Pakistani spy?
Perhaps I may have all the details fucked up, but in my defense, FRED THOMPSON WAS ALLOWED TO WRITE AN EDITORIAL.
Unfortunately, I have not found a way to buy assets for my retirement plan that have their value controlled by me or my associates. If I could do such a thing, I'm sure my 401(k) would be worth millions by now.
<i>&quot;An adult watching movies every day during daylight hours would be frowned upon.&quot;</i>
Watching &quot;Die Hard II&quot; at any time would cause frowning upon. And don&#039;t get me frowning upon about &quot;Aces: Iron Eagle II&quot;. (Did you ever notice that a colon in a movie title <i>guarantees</i> it&#039;s a piece of crap?)
&quot;A middle-aged man poring over reams of pornographic material would be ostracized (unless he were a judge hearing a case about that subject matter).&quot;
Didn&#039;t realize there are so many budding judges in Red State America!
I just &quot;scribbled&quot; all over a &quot;cartoon&quot; myself!
Jesus, I heard that the Mormons were porn-addicts, but to actually send it to the IRS? That takes it to the next level.
Not only that, the town is also finding out that the rust was caused by something really really disturbing.
FRED THOMPSON, YOU GET OUT OF THIS TOWN RIGHT NOW!
So in the Karl Rove/Atwater school of political chicanery, where you accuse your opponents of your own shortcomings...Fred Thompson is saying Mitt Romney has a porn problem? Or maybe he invested his junior high lunch money in death squads? Or his wife, as a teenager, was a male Pakistani spy?
Perhaps I may have all the details fucked up, but in my defense, FRED THOMPSON WAS ALLOWED TO WRITE AN EDITORIAL.
Jack McCoy: Everyone who&#039;s interviewed him has gotten a different story. And now he refuses to answer any more questions.
DA Arthur Branch: He sounds as slippery as an eel in a barrel of oil. But his money can&#039;t lie.
McCoy: He refuses to hand over his tax records.
Branch: He sounds as stubborn as a mule in a barrel of cement. See if you can get our friends in the press to give him a nudge.
Unfortunately, I have not found a way to buy assets for my retirement plan that have their value controlled by me or my associates. If I could do such a thing, I&#039;m sure my 401(k) would be worth millions by now.
<i>&quot;An adult watching movies every day during daylight hours would be frowned upon.&quot;</i>
Watching &quot;Die Hard II&quot; at any time would cause frowning upon. And don&#039;t get me frowning upon about &quot;Aces: Iron Eagle II&quot;. (Did you ever notice that a colon in a movie title <i>guarantees</i> it&#039;s a piece of crap?)
because, politicians aren&#039;t regular ppl, unless it&#039;s convenient that they be such, or something.