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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Well, that would be worth the yearly license fee, in my opinion.

Vienna Woods's avatar

I thought it was Edward.

Vienna Woods's avatar

But the fried bread! Oh my!

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Silly wingnuts, her title is "Your Majesty" not "Your Grace"

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

I would like to chime in on the side of Crispin cider (the one with the bluish label). It is awesome, especially in the summer over ice. I have even converted Strongbow drinkers after one bottle. And it's made in fuckin' Murka, as far as I know.

bobbert's avatar

Points for getting the initials right.

bobbert's avatar

This has to be a put-on, because "Barack" is spelled correctly.

bobbert's avatar

Try using a little bit of dis bleach.

ValiumNation's avatar

It has to be way colder than my piss before it hits the floor. Otherwise it's "warm." Still, in the final analysis it's all good.

ValiumNation's avatar

When I was hanging with Brit expats in Moscow I was frequently subjected to all manner of heavy breakfast materials. For a guy who normally doesn't like breakfast at all and subscribes to the theory that hunger makes one sharper I could never understand how anyone could function with a belly full of bangers and beans to start the day. Unless we hadn't been to bed yet. But that's different.

fuflans's avatar

god where to start with these idiots.

1. this is a recycled libtard protest from 2004 (key words changed, obv.) <a href="http://politicalhumor.about..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/blj...">http://politicalhumor.about...

2. our version <i>made sense</i>

3. our version was funny

4. fuck you.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Why are they settling for England? Must be the libertarian paradise that is Somalia is full.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...Utah already has a population religious nut bags! I'm not sure if the space time continuum could handle that concentration of stupidity!

fuflans's avatar

this is the first time in history the sex pistols lyrics has been used to underline a positive trend.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...it was fun while it lasted

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...hmmmm, good point. But I also hear that women are easy and can drink you under the table!