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Well, that would be worth the yearly license fee, in my opinion.

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I thought it was Edward.

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But the fried bread! Oh my!

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Silly wingnuts, her title is "Your Majesty" not "Your Grace"

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I would like to chime in on the side of Crispin cider (the one with the bluish label). It is awesome, especially in the summer over ice. I have even converted Strongbow drinkers after one bottle. And it's made in fuckin' Murka, as far as I know.

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Points for getting the initials right.

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This has to be a put-on, because "Barack" is spelled correctly.

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Try using a little bit of dis bleach.

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It has to be way colder than my piss before it hits the floor. Otherwise it's "warm." Still, in the final analysis it's all good.

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When I was hanging with Brit expats in Moscow I was frequently subjected to all manner of heavy breakfast materials. For a guy who normally doesn't like breakfast at all and subscribes to the theory that hunger makes one sharper I could never understand how anyone could function with a belly full of bangers and beans to start the day. Unless we hadn't been to bed yet. But that's different.

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god where to start with these idiots.

1. this is a recycled libtard protest from 2004 (key words changed, obv.) <a href="http://politicalhumor.about..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/blj...">http://politicalhumor.about...

2. our version <i>made sense</i>

3. our version was funny

4. fuck you.

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Why are they settling for England? Must be the libertarian paradise that is Somalia is full.

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...Utah already has a population religious nut bags! I'm not sure if the space time continuum could handle that concentration of stupidity!

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this is the first time in history the sex pistols lyrics has been used to underline a positive trend.

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...it was fun while it lasted

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...hmmmm, good point. But I also hear that women are easy and can drink you under the table!

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