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insert_something_creative's avatar

It's so obvious this piece of shit has spent however many years ensconced in a bubble full of yes-men and sycophants that he can't even imagine why people would be pissed off by his words and actions. He's like Trump in that way, in that he can happily dish it out but can't take even the most benign criticism. There is zero sense that his words and actions have consequences because he's been shielded from them for so long.

Even setting aside all of the Nazi shit (which is obviously horrifying), he's gleefully bragging about firing tens of thousands of federal workers for no good reason and then lying about their performance, calling them all fraudsters and moochers. He's outright breaking the government because he is either too stupid or too callous to give a shit (or both).

If I was one of those employees and/or their families, I'd be more than pissed enough to buy some poster board and stand outside a Tesla dealership protesting this fucking asshole. If I was a senior who relied on Social Security to survive and had paid into it for decades, while he and his teenage incels are doing their best to break the whole system, I might consider even more drastic measures (not advocating violence, just that you can only push people so far).

If he wants people to stop protesting him and calling him out as the Nazi piece of shit moron that he is, he can easily get the fuck out of our government and fuck off for good.

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Saralyn Fosnight's avatar

Poor widdle Elong. His widdle feelings are being hurt! 😥😪😰😥😪🙀😿People can be so mean to the widdle billionaire maniac destroying our government. I’m going to cry all night!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Ketamine Krackhead sez wut?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. fElon skuM should have all his assets nationalized (since we paid for it all with our tax dollars), he and his dog boys should be arrested, charged, prosecuted, tried, and convicted, and after an appropriate prison sentence, let's ship him back to South Africa. Yes, I know none of this will happen, but it's fun to think about.

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Daydream Believer's avatar

I am all a flutter waiting to find out how exactly he expects the govt. to “go after”Tesla critics. Is he going to kick everyone who says “Dont buy a Tesla” off Xitter? Jail everyone who says “Teslas are #$&@.”? Fire the news reporters who report that Teslas are badly glued together and ought to be recalled? Don't keep us hanging, Elon!

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Paul Riddell's avatar

Life imitates art, with Elon going full Rik Mayall: https://youtu.be/xI1UDiRHltI?si=efNtu-puZcH1s3Me (I can only hope that life imitates the end of this video, too.)

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Genocat's avatar

You couldn’t give me a PoS Swasticar.

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Monica Klauder's avatar

Freedom of speech.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Interestingly, techniques employed by the "DOGE MISSION" are identical to the highly evolved organizational systems at work in my sock drawer.

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mzf's avatar

" ... Elon Musk bought Twitter, ostensibly because he was very sad that people had been “censored” ... "

Actually, Musk got suckered into buying Twitter for the ridiculous price of $420 per share (when it was worth, at best, about a third of that.) All this happened a while back and I don't remember exactly how that transpired but, for sure, Musk set a trap for himself and couldn't get out. Musk seems transfixed by the number 420 (thus the price $420 he offered), which just so happens to be hitler's birthday.

I know this because at the time I was deeply involved in following electric vehicle progress (I'm a retired Electrical Engineer) and participated in a number of related discussion groups.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Musk plays the Long Game. In this instance, one known as "Slip n' Slide".

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Public Service reminder: tomorrow is #TeslaTakedown day. Find an event near you!:

https://www.teslatakedown.com/

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fuflans's avatar

went!!

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diogenez's avatar

After seeing photos of Musk shirtless, I think he probably smells like cheese.

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Ralph's avatar

Casu Marzu?

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VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Ew, there are photos of Musk shirtless?

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Lights Seiferlein's avatar

Eww, indeed!

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VelveetaSneeze's avatar

We're in agreement, but are there really photos of Musk shirtless?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Bad Built Beluga body.

It's gross.

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Dina's avatar

[[looking around, not quite believing there's anyone who hasn't actually seen those pictures of that great white whale on that yacht (yuck)]]

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Lights Seiferlein's avatar

I most certainly hope not!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If Muskrat wants to go after the person who is most responsible for making people hate him, all he has to do is look in a mirror.

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Thixotropickle's avatar

Elno!?!? What are you on about, man? Nothing you say is happening! It's all crisis actors paid for by Petey Thiel!

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Someone needs to send him the book "On Tyranny" and tell him it's a WARNING, not an instruction manual.

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Sercanet's avatar

Whatever happened to "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it"? I guess it doesn't apply to illegal immigrants from South Africa by way of Canada.

Hey, there you go! Something to hate Canada for.

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VelveetaSneeze's avatar

Well, Elon isn't an American, so his idea of free speech will be aligned with being South African. And Trump, even though he's American, is aligned with being a butt-hurt bitch. Some mens and their inferiority complexes.

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