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Jared James's avatar

...despite all the opportunities we straight white male types have taken to demonstrate that we are anything but delightful, fair-minded, or for that matter, provably minded.

fuflans's avatar

one look at that guy and my ovaries shrivel up and die.

SullivanSt's avatar

Yes. Yes, I am.

VB's almost grown up now, although there's still that whole thing about needing additional assemblies to patch the differences between the VB way and the .Net way, but the lasting legacy is that the population of programmers who prefer VB still tends towards people who think UI first and don't think about infrastructure and architecture. This creates a strong tendency for them to create ill-designed, messy code. I've had to maintain some of what they produced, and I didn't like it.

bobbert's avatar

Hmmm. How do you <i>really </i>feel about this?

bobbert's avatar

In Python, it would simply be Brain = None.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Short for Paxton, probably. Not that it matters.

Lefty Mark's avatar

You mean, THE Pax Dickinson?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bro Pax ought to check out monster.com for technology media jobs in the Republic of North Colorado -- it sounds like his kind of place.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Are you suggesting that the popped collar and shades somehow overcome this asshole's poor social skills, low EQ, and sexual frustration?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>have a…limited…understanding of the First Amendment</i>

Well that and the fact that they keep confusing it with a Patronus Charm.

SullivanSt's avatar

You mean outside of Three 6 Mafia?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

That was almost better than sex.

SullivanSt's avatar

Is that VB with <em>bro</em>ces?