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It's reassuring to know we have our national priorities in order.

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Mr. Jefferson: Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Speak of Stern Peeners in Public....

Mr. Adams: For the love of all that is holy Mr. Jefferson, can we please get back to the business of passing the Declaration!

/FFS

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<i>All this penis-related freedom tastes so good.</i>

I'll let you guess which words jumped out at me.

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Sorry again ladies but iffin you all work at it and enhance the region you can enjoy the same privileges, cause face the facts the clit looks just like a little penis

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How big is Stern's truck?

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Now if he were going on about Obama's peen, FOX News would have him on as a consultant.

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Mr. Franklin: PENIS!

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