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fuflans's avatar

some brilliant wonketteer recently noted that wingtards can't even come up with fresh insults for bamz.

they merely recycle everything that was thrown at bush.

(but said wonketteer was much more eloquent.)

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fuflans's avatar

well i don't really at all understand 'removable conference table corners' but i do know if you had stayed a teacher you'd be a great greedy enemy of america and would deserve to lose your pension.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

When the satellite company tried to talk me into a package including the history channel, I told them that I was a history teacher, and if the history channel actually covered history, I'd be delighted to subscribe to it. As it is, not so much.

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fuflans's avatar

i think there are many silver linings to not living in a swing state. primarily the 50-ish % of the population who thinks republicans are good idea.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

That was awesome!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Only in Russia can you learn something from Faux News . . . Putin, in particular, is learning quite a lot.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

BZG - I just read your personal description of your pride at your 8 yr old beaning you for crowding the plate. It brought back a fond recollection of doing the same to my 8 year old son, right after he smacked a line drive right back at my unprotected testicles. Ahhh, memories...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I always ask if they could put on some cartoons.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

This dedication to the principle of free speech and the First Amendment is why Repubicans never criticize the media or news outlets.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hate to break it to the freepers, but "hey, turn that shit off" is Bammerz First Amendment "free speech". Most of them wouldn't recognize the Bill of Rights if you used a rolled up copy to knock Bill O'Reilly's dick out of their mouth.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Ditto for those who just leave $500 because it's not worth the trouble to figure it out.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's sort of the point, innit?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

<i>"He hates Fox for a reason! They tell the truth about him and all his cronies!"</i>

That's a whole lot of stupid right there.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The more time the right wing nutz spend on such trivia, the happier I am.

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schmannity's avatar

They would have turned the TV off but Kilmeade was covering an important story about a skinhead child being rescued from a well.

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