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Goodnight, everybody!

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Why do you hate capitalism ?

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Good thing there was a safety net...

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This is Republican values at work.

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They dare not risk the wrath of Congress for fear of .... HA HA HA! Just kidding. They don't have to worry about Congress while Repubicans are running the show.

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Just be extra careful with that torch around your fumes....

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It's like when I told the police I was too busy burying bodies to answer their stupid questions about murder.

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This is exactly why we need fewer regulations. If this company wasn't so busy trying to keep up with government regulations they could have expanded more quickly and hired more people, including someone to answer questions about their toxic chemical spills.

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Salted. In a bag.

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Before they introduce Licorice-flavor IC Light.

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<i>Southern, man, when will you pay them back? I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking How long? How long? </i>

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As someone who has worked with chemical manufacturers and packagers for over 25 years, every reputable player always includes statements regarding safe storage and handling and environmental protection. These fucktards can't even make mention of best industry practices (kinda an oxymoron itself) or their legal responsibility to their employees and community.

I sure hope the EPA criminal investigators have their anal probes ready for these shit stains.

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Priorities: 1. Save the money. 2. Save the children*

*maybe, if it won't cost too much money.

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