Greetings, pilgrims! It's time again for yr ole faithful Snake Oil Bulletin, roundin' the mesa to bring you fine salt-o-the-earth folks the finest in tinctures and tonics guaranteed to buck up your constitution and help Grandpa live to a ripe old age of 45. What medical miracles we have in store!
Idk, she looks kind of pale.
The fool! Cattle need BRAWNDO!
Save your money and just drink whiskey, preferably good whiskey.
I prefer laudanum and brandy.
I went looking, but apparently Ol' Walt never made an appearance as a head-in-a-jar in Futurama, which is mildly surprising...
So good to see these articles after an infinite amount of Trump nausea for the past few weeks...
Neat!
Stein's got a snake-oil hawking streak of her own...
any quality alcohol will do just fine methinks. Even for kids. Adjust dosage accordingly.
Big homo, however, has been shoved far, far down our throats.
Also, imagine if EVERY TV channel in the US were Fox News or The Blaze. That was Venezuela in Chavez's day.
Cat piss enemas aren't a thing? Then what the hell am I supposed to do with all these cats?
Oh, thanks, NOW how am I going to have fun with winter a-comin'?
This is what happens when Kellyanne isn't there to hide the keys to the cuffs.
Which reminds me of one of my favourite Alexei Sayle jokes:'My girlfriend's a model. This week she's an Airfix kit of a Stuka dive-bomber.'
The good news is that they just need to keep her in there and thaw her out after the statute of limitations runs out.