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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Idk, she looks kind of pale.

PRW's avatar

The fool! Cattle need BRAWNDO!

chascates's avatar

Save your money and just drink whiskey, preferably good whiskey.

Ωbjectifier's avatar

I prefer laudanum and brandy.

brucej's avatar

I went looking, but apparently Ol' Walt never made an appearance as a head-in-a-jar in Futurama, which is mildly surprising...

persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

So good to see these articles after an infinite amount of Trump nausea for the past few weeks...

phoenix00's avatar

Stein's got a snake-oil hawking streak of her own...

phoenix00's avatar

any quality alcohol will do just fine methinks. Even for kids. Adjust dosage accordingly.

phoenix00's avatar

Big homo, however, has been shoved far, far down our throats.

Doloras Funkette's avatar

Also, imagine if EVERY TV channel in the US were Fox News or The Blaze. That was Venezuela in Chavez's day.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Cat piss enemas aren't a thing? Then what the hell am I supposed to do with all these cats?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Oh, thanks, NOW how am I going to have fun with winter a-comin'?

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

This is what happens when Kellyanne isn't there to hide the keys to the cuffs.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Which reminds me of one of my favourite Alexei Sayle jokes:'My girlfriend's a model. This week she's an Airfix kit of a Stuka dive-bomber.'

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The good news is that they just need to keep her in there and thaw her out after the statute of limitations runs out.