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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Idk, she looks kind of pale.

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PRW's avatar

The fool! Cattle need BRAWNDO!

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chascates's avatar

Save your money and just drink whiskey, preferably good whiskey.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

I prefer laudanum and brandy.

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brucej's avatar

I went looking, but apparently Ol' Walt never made an appearance as a head-in-a-jar in Futurama, which is mildly surprising...

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persistently_resistant_gayby's avatar

So good to see these articles after an infinite amount of Trump nausea for the past few weeks...

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phoenix00's avatar

Stein's got a snake-oil hawking streak of her own...

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phoenix00's avatar

any quality alcohol will do just fine methinks. Even for kids. Adjust dosage accordingly.

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phoenix00's avatar

Big homo, however, has been shoved far, far down our throats.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Also, imagine if EVERY TV channel in the US were Fox News or The Blaze. That was Venezuela in Chavez's day.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Cat piss enemas aren't a thing? Then what the hell am I supposed to do with all these cats?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Oh, thanks, NOW how am I going to have fun with winter a-comin'?

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

This is what happens when Kellyanne isn't there to hide the keys to the cuffs.

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Which reminds me of one of my favourite Alexei Sayle jokes:'My girlfriend's a model. This week she's an Airfix kit of a Stuka dive-bomber.'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

The good news is that they just need to keep her in there and thaw her out after the statute of limitations runs out.

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