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eddi-SABH's avatar

Coatimundi and coatiminis wandering through the woods.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Coatimundis on a Tuesday!

weejee's avatar

Tom Sawyer likes this post and he's a coati eggspurt.

kmblue187's avatar

Rings around the coati tail...

tehbaddr's avatar

Hmm, Stinky Little Meerkats of The Forest?

Tommymo's avatar

Bandicoots: Hey, what are we? Chopped liver?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I would never forget the bandicoots: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/long-nosed-bandicoots

(not related to procyonids at all)

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

Everything I know about bandicoots I learned from the original PlayStation. They collect apples and use aboriginal magic masks.

memzilla's avatar

♫ ♪ ♬ Coati day for a daydream

Coati day for a daydreamin' boy

And I'm lost in a daydream

Dreamin' 'bout my bundle of joy ♫ ♪ ♬ ...

https://youtu.be/4Rde6ju0GBE

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I like coatis, and it was always one of my favorite Scrabble words - because I usually had to prove it was one.

But, as cute as they are, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PETS, so please leave them in the wild.

James's avatar

Is it wrong that my first thought was "you misspelled coitus"?

It is, isn't it.

Maybe's avatar

Perhaps not so much wrong as telling.

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

To be coati-tinged, I should hope?

The Wanderer's avatar

Coati cuties!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Jungly cuties

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Coatituesdi.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

The coati has a beautiful coat.

Bobathonic's avatar
Shocktreatment's avatar

Pretty fond of that album, 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘢𝘵 get played an awful lot around here too

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

When he was really little Simba had a heart momur. It went away as he got older.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Last time I skimmed the headlines (a few hours ago) two unvaccinated people had died in Pennsylvania and there were outbreaks in 3 counties in Maryland.

OOPS: ETA DIED OF MEASLES

Ill-Advised's avatar

A cynic might notice that a paedophile has found a way to talk about his favorite subject and their "beautiful little bodies."

Maybe's avatar

Parental 'rights' should not be defended if it harms any children. Children are people, more or less, and their rights and health should be the priority.

Sherry's avatar

Fresh food from the ground. Hey you know who else promoted gardens? Fab First Lady Michelle Obama.

Jesse Waters really got blasted and then he went right back to asking a fucking stupid question. Everyone who is asked this should just respond, "I don't care. NEXT!"

I sure do love how all them pious Christians so freely lie. It's a sight to behold. When they were pushing Prop H8te here, I went to their site that was full of lies and sent them a message calling out their hypocrisy. Fuck these people sideways to Sunday.

Amezed's avatar

Well, the Xtians believe in a myth. After my late Mom got cancer, the 'rents made me go to a motel church for a year:(

I still booked 3 pastors for Dad's service though

"M"'s avatar

If you didn't know -- and when I found this out it just thrilled me -- there is in fact the Eleanor Roosevelt Roof Garden, with lots of those same fresh vegetables, on the tippy top of the Obama Presidential Center

:D

"M"'s avatar

This is not an "I Told You So" from Jay Jay Legal

It's a REMINDER that we cannot afford political apathy in *this* moment

https://youtu.be/Vl3SqfNnMhI?is=rO7qaJqLqAj5Bhmg

Ward From Cali's avatar

The writer of that Politico piece on midterm staffing issues at the White House has a strange love for odd and inappropriate sports metaphors. Dude, the notion that the White House has a "bench" of position players just waiting to be sent in ignores that it's the Trump White House. They don't have a bench; even their starters are a gaggle of unqualified losers, cosplaying amateurs and YouTube grifters LARPing at having a real job. And most of THEM are unavailable for anything other than what they're already doing because anything else would require Senate confirmation, which even Trump knows they can't handle.

And apparently, Karoline Leavitt is the Vince Lombardi of shameless hacks. Granted, that would have been a great line if the writers had actually said it in so many words, but no. Dudes, can you not see when you've got the money quote of the entire article right there in your notebook?

Sherry's avatar

True. Most are supremely unqualified for their jobs but while they show that they are employable and before Rumps stock goes down even further, they are getting while the getting is still good. He's ALWAYS had trouble keeping employees. The lawyers leaving is probably because they see all the illegal shit that Blanche is doing and do not need that black stain on their resume or the possibility of losing their ability to practice law.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

You all have to read The Conspiracists by Noelle Cook (or watch the documentary) to understand how easily members of the Right can believe impossible things. Schools transitioning children against parents wishes? Pfft. Child's play. They can believeTrump is the second coming, and they are good and patriotic people, and they are "ascending" any day now without a moment's doubt.

Mike_Cramer's avatar

“…and they are good and patriotic people…”

Are they though?

devourerofpancakes's avatar

No, but its what they believe.

Manic Pixel Dream Girl's avatar

I didn’t think anyone needed to hear this but please do not eat ANYTHING hotdog shaped you find on the ground.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I tried to stay away from the news this month. It didn't work and I miss you all and Goddamn it James O'Keefe is back to his stupid tricks, videotaping election workers in MN and releasing deceptively edited tapes! How am I supposed to stay off Wonkette with that kind of crap going on?

DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

I watched the Watters/El-Sayed fight last night. This may be an unpopular opinion, but in the context of the broadcast it wasn't a slam dunk for El-Sayed. Once the quotes are separated by the media he is far more impressive and certainly correct. I'm convinced, though, that the delay between anything Watters said and anything El-Sayed said was intentionally manipulated. There's no reason for latency like that with today's internet speeds. It made it look like El-Sayed was pondering his answer too long and then responses ended up in a blur of crosstalk. The good lines got buried.

"M"'s avatar

Here's something from the candidate, Dr. Sayed, that was not in the interview

https://bsky.app/profile/abdulelsayed.bsky.social/post/3mtvysikn7c2p

"M"'s avatar

1 - it wasn't a "fight"; it was an interview. Contrary to what the Bigoted Blowhard Fascist Regime would like us to believe, this isn't WWE or any other game show.

This is electoral politics, and getting it wrong in the upcoming elections will have even worse consequences than what the country is collectively suffering through now.

2 - You complain that "it was not a slam dunk". If you demand a "slam dunk" from any political candidate for any U.S. office, you are likely to be disappointed 100% of the time.

Again, please consider your standards in light of all the potential consequences ... and remember the Arab voters from Dearborn who refused to vote for MVP Harris because she wasn't a man ... but don't have.anything to say to Donald Trump now that he and Bibi and Jared are trying to build luxury condominiums on top of the land they've driven Gazans from, murdered them on, and firebombed

Just for one example

DV Thrombossa Nova's avatar

Read my criticism again. It's not a message complaint, it's a technical one. By the time El-Sayed had a chance to answer Watters was already talking over him. It's the shit I hate about these shows, but particularly Fox. I said "within the context of the broadcast." The dialog wasn't a conversation. It was Watters' show and he'll never let you forget it. El-Sayed's message was consistent and I'm behind him 100%. I just don't think the broadcast displayed him at his best.

"M"'s avatar

" I just don't think the broadcast displayed him at his best."

Faux Noise broadcasts are designed for precisely that purpose -- to not display progressive candidates at their best.

Your criticism is misaimed. It doesn't need to be of the candidate. It needs to be of the format and, even more, the particular game show "host" in question.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Everyone dreams of a massive sausage fest, just sausages as far as the eye can see. On the ground, in your ears, everywhere.

Cincinnatus's avatar

NYT: "Fetterman’s regular critiques of Democrats have made him so popular among Republicans in his home state that they now view him more warmly than Pennsylvania’s Republican senator, David McCormick, according to a new poll from The New York Times, The Philadelphia Inquirer and Siena University."

Mr. Fetterman’s overall favorability rating of 46 percent is close to what it was the last time the Times/Inquirer/Siena poll tested it, in May 2024, when it was 48 percent. But back then, 74 percent of Democrats viewed Mr. Fetterman favorably and 64 percent of Republicans viewed him unfavorably. That has now all but reversed, with 63 percent of Democrats viewing him negatively and most Republicans holding a positive view."

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/us/politics/john-fetterman-poll-republicans-democrats-pennsylvania.html

Ill-Advised's avatar

Fetterman is surprised to find that as he moves further right, the Democrats look so much more left.

Really hope PA retires him soon. T I also want there to be a law that states you must resign your seat if you change parties after your elected. Lying to voters and cheating them of their expected and promised representation shouldn't be rewarded.

rlcornelius's avatar

I wanted to read the hot dog one, but I couldn't because it required me to disable my ad blocker, and I refuse to do so if there's any chance there would be moving ads like videos. All they have to do is promise that any ads shown are completely static -- not videos, no slideshows, no movement. But they don't. And that's rude. Because moving ads play hell with my ADHD, making it an accessibility issue. So, if they're going to be rude and insensitive enough to play moving ads, then I won't let my eyeballs make them any money. Because they don't deserve it.

Cincinnatus's avatar

From the Broken Clock Department:

James Carville related In a video for Politicon that Jeffries is a “friend” and “smart guy” who surely understands that Democrats have different opinions on “a whole variety of subjects” and policies, before truly laying into him. “On one thing, there is no disagreement. There’s unanimity. And it is simply this: In the opinion of every Democrat in the United States — progressive, moderate, middle of the road, left, fuck, I don’t know, whatever you want — we believe one thing above all: These people are a pack of felons and traitors, and you do not meet with them! You do not meet with them. There’s only one thing you can do with people that you genuinely believe deep inside of every fabric of your body are a pack of thieves and a pack of traitors.”

“We need to drag his ass before a committee and find out about what backdoor-dealing whorehouse shit he’s got going on with [U.S. Special Envoy to the Middle East] Steve Witkoff and everybody else. We’re not going to be nice to you.” He continued Monday, “We don’t like you — none of you.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/james-carville-blasts-hakeem-jeffries-jared-kushner-meeting_n_6a8d6a31e4b07583705b4eea?origin=home-latest-news-unit

catsntrees's avatar

Well sheeeiiittt...I have to actually agree with the one guy that got that one guy elected way back ages and ages ago...damn

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Jimmy doesn't like you to remind people that the one guy he managed to get elected was Bill Clinton, and Bill probably had something to do with that success also, too.