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kmblue187's avatar

Rings around the coati tail...

tehbaddr's avatar

Hmm, Stinky Little Meerkats of The Forest?

Tommymo's avatar

Bandicoots: Hey, what are we? Chopped liver?

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I would never forget the bandicoots: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/long-nosed-bandicoots

(not related to procyonids at all)

PoDG follows the 92%'s avatar

Everything I know about bandicoots I learned from the original PlayStation. They collect apples and use aboriginal magic masks.

memzilla's avatar

♫ ♪ ♬ Coati day for a daydream

Coati day for a daydreamin' boy

And I'm lost in a daydream

Dreamin' 'bout my bundle of joy ♫ ♪ ♬ ...

https://youtu.be/4Rde6ju0GBE

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

I like coatis, and it was always one of my favorite Scrabble words - because I usually had to prove it was one.

But, as cute as they are, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PETS, so please leave them in the wild.

James's avatar

Is it wrong that my first thought was "you misspelled coitus"?

It is, isn't it.

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

To be coati-tinged, I should hope?

The Wanderer's avatar

Coati cuties!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Jungly cuties

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Coatituesdi.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

The coati has a beautiful coat.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar
Shocktreatment's avatar

Pretty fond of that album, 𝘉𝘪𝘨 𝘌𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤 𝘊𝘢𝘵 get played an awful lot around here too

Hamilton & The Crew TEAM ALGAE's avatar

When he was really little Simba had a heart momur. It went away as he got older.

Brian McCurdy's avatar

I'm not worried about the ballot ruling but I feel just terrible that 66.6% of the Supreme Court had to interrupt their daily tanning session on the deck of Leonard Leo's yacht so they could issue this unsigned ruling. I hope they treated themselves to an extra margarita after that few minutes of summertime work was finally over.

MacCruiskeen's avatar

Karen Attiah was on NPR this morning saying she was able to fight in part because she had a union contract, and the union backed her because the Post didn't follow the contract. So remember folks: there is power in the union.

Bupkus231's avatar

Fucking Trump - I just read a headline saying he wants to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America.

What a stupid and deranged POS.

Randy Bender's avatar

I like the suggestion that Canada rename Lake Michigan to "Lake Obama" and every other country on earth recognizes it ; )

SkeptiKC's avatar

Someone really needs to remove the orange psychopath from office. He is deranged and damned dangerous.

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

Donald Trump is unpopular. His disastrous war and tariffs are devastating the economy. His self-dealing corruption is unparalleled. He’s attacked our allies and cozied up to dictators. And he falls asleep in public.

Here’s why 99% of what we want to talk about is a liberal podcaster named Hasan Piker, DSA communists, and the WMBA.

By the MSM

Randy Bender's avatar

Shark Attacks and Missing White Wimmin seasons come earlier every year.

+ Oh, and here come the CARAVANS!

Bupkus231's avatar

The WH just announced that they want to revoke the visas of anyone who came here on a "temporary" visa who subsequently apply for asylum.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't it a requirement that one must be in this country to apply for asylum here? So, you're here on a travel visa, and you find out that you're now in danger in your home country - if you apply for asylum before your visa runs out, you get thrown out?

I dunno - maybe I'm misinterpreting the process, but this sure sounds like another example of "The cruelty is the point".

Antifa Commander's avatar

No, Ben Carson does not think hot dogs grow out of the ground. He just wants good old all-American food like hot dogs, not highly processed, um, something, uh…SEED OILS!!! Stop poisoning yourselves and take these steroids!

Queen Méabh's avatar

Schools don't have enough money for basic teaching materials, and they certainly don't have enough money for implementing gender transition programs which require the services of Therapists, Counselors, Psychiatrists, Psychotherapists, Primary Care physicians, Endocrinologists, OB/GYNs, Plastic and Reconstructive Surgeons, Urologists and Reconstructive Urologists, ENTs, Voice Therapists, and Dermatologists.

Randy Bender's avatar

The worst part is that the schools are so understaffed now that there's no one to answer the phones while they're performing the daily bottom surgeries : )

2Cats2Furious's avatar

Well, this is fun.

Nearly 40,000 bottles of “Clear Eyes Maximum Itchy Eye Relief” in 0.5 ounce bottles (exp. date 9/30/27) have been recalled due to potential contamination, per WaPo.

At this point, I think we should just assume anything you might potentially put in your body can harm you. Who needs a competent federal government anyway?

Whee!

defpac's avatar

Hello folks ...

anyone around who could donate a NYT gift link for me?

A friend asked me, because I was a subscriber once, but it's some time ago.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/08/02/sports/monty-roberts-dead.html

Sooooo ... your help would be welcome and very appreciated!

defpac's avatar

Oh thanks. I thought NYT finally managed to disable the "public archive" trick ... so I didn't even try that myself.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

The archive folks tweak it occasionally, glad I could help!

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Welp, state fair is coming up. I’ll be sure to eat a corndog in remembrance of Michele Bachmann.

eppe's avatar
16mEdited

If the temp is going to be lower than 100 degrees F give it a pass.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

That would be the great and glorious Minnesota State Fair!...

KayinLa's avatar

On my way Saturday to visit family and attend the state fair at least twice! Love going every year!

kmblue187's avatar

Did Linda get kicked in the head during a wrestling match?

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

actually, I'm pretty sure she's a doppelganger...

eppe's avatar

Her and Betsy DeVoss.

tehbaddr's avatar

HEY! Carson didn't actually say anything about hot dogs from the ground! He said they are natural fresh food! I want my money and time back for having to read that and be disappointed!

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Never seek to know how the Carson is made...

M'Hael's avatar

Oh, nice, maybe now those scampering rats will have time to do some good in the world. Like writing apology notes and then downing a Heathers cocktail.

Traffic to NPR. Gross. They deserve the ignominy they've earned.

Also, apparently Peter Segal is such a fucking prissy-pants with fee-fees as solid as a fucking Fabergé egg, that he blocked me on Bluesky. Because Gods forbid someone level criticism at a weak-spined "Both-Sides" factory with the courage and integrity of a neurotic mouse.

ALSO also, I don't trust anything anyone in a military uniform says at any time to anyone about how they feeEEEEeeeEEeeEEeeel about whatever their war crime mission of the moment is currently. Every one of them would put a bullet in our heads if someone told them to do so, and less than a third of them would feel conflicted about it.

I have no idea what that Graham TAB is trying to say, but I'll never know, I guess, because traffic to Twitter. 🤢 TURBO-GROSS.

Nothing had better goddamn get in my way today. I'm in no fucking mood, and I'm BEGGING for an excuse to go absolutely nuclear at someone who deserves it.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

See also: Kent State.

M'Hael's avatar

If they're in a uniform right now - ANY uniform - they are NOT your friend. They're not even your NEIGHBOR. They're a temporary and untrustworthy ally for the moment, MAYBE, if and only if that uniform is medical or firefighting in nature.

And even THEN you cannot trust them completely; there have been and still are ICE quislings amongst paramedics and hospital workers, and rural V.F.D.'s are FILLED with rural people, and speaking as a rural person who grew up in a rural area? Yeah, nah... half of them would let a house burn to the ground if the occupants weren't white.

Until Trump is gone, Schumer and Jeffries and their ilk are gone, and MAGA fascism is utterly crushed, none in uniform are to be trusted implicitly.