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malsperanza's avatar

<i> War of Southern Treason</i>

53,000 upfists (one for every dead soldier at Gettysburg)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Rand Paul believes the invisible hand of the market picks his strawberries. But he still likes the heavy hand of government on the lady parts.

Shypixel's avatar

Great. Pretty soon these messicans will start thinking they are people, just like us.

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I've heard of smoking some Mexican, but I'm not sure this is what was meant...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dok, you're thinking of Julio César Chávez, who took on the bourgeois business owners with a sharp jab and a nasty right hook...

Shypixel's avatar

Scott Walker is appalled.

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So long as you don't try to get the taxpayers to pay for treating that cough...

Shypixel's avatar

Dude. I <em>just</em> showered...

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Also: This is why we can't have nice things.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"You lazy people get back to work! Geez, a little smoke and ash and it's too tough. If I have to come out of my air-conditioned office one more time, I'll have your asses! You hear me?"