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<i> War of Southern Treason</i>

53,000 upfists (one for every dead soldier at Gettysburg)

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Rand Paul believes the invisible hand of the market picks his strawberries. But he still likes the heavy hand of government on the lady parts.

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Great. Pretty soon these messicans will start thinking they are people, just like us.

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I've heard of smoking some Mexican, but I'm not sure this is what was meant...

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Dok, you're thinking of Julio César Chávez, who took on the bourgeois business owners with a sharp jab and a nasty right hook...

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Scott Walker is appalled.

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So long as you don't try to get the taxpayers to pay for treating that cough...

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Dude. I <em>just</em> showered...

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Also: This is why we can't have nice things.

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"You lazy people get back to work! Geez, a little smoke and ash and it's too tough. If I have to come out of my air-conditioned office one more time, I'll have your asses! You hear me?"

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