Friendly German Octopus a Sworn Enemy of the Islamic Republic
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What have you infidels done this time to infuriate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so thoroughly? (Trick question, for your very existence forces Ahmadinejad to hate you at all hours of the day.) But his never-ceasing hatred has just been multiplied by infinity, thanks in part to a certain German octopus by the name of Paul, who is worshiped like a false Western prophet because he incorrectly guessed Spain would win the World Cup and not "Death to America." Ahmadinejad laughs and laughs at your so-called octopus.
Friendly German Octopus a Sworn Enemy of the Islamic Republic
Friendly German Octopus a Sworn Enemy of the…
Friendly German Octopus a Sworn Enemy of the Islamic Republic
What have you infidels done this time to infuriate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad so thoroughly? (Trick question, for your very existence forces Ahmadinejad to hate you at all hours of the day.) But his never-ceasing hatred has just been multiplied by infinity, thanks in part to a certain German octopus by the name of Paul, who is worshiped like a false Western prophet because he incorrectly guessed Spain would win the World Cup and not "Death to America." Ahmadinejad laughs and laughs at your so-called octopus.