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i love these and every time i see one wonder why the fuck i haven't been able to come up with something so amusing.

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wtf else you gonna do in cartagena?

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how old is this guy?

seriously like john maccain old.

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OT, but if I hear one more Republican pundit say "Romney needs to keep talking about the economy" I'm going to flip out and start slapping people.

The only thing Mitt has to say about the economy is we need more tax cuts for the rich and more deregulation, and to cut spending on human services...yeah, that'll sell.

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In anoter dispatch from the Weird South American News department: <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/04\/14\/brazil-cannibal-empanadas_n_1426173.html\?ref=food&amp\;ir=Food" target="_blank">empanadas are people too. </a>

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Back when Ronnie was president?

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When Dubya was president a bunch of people died, but at least no one had sex.

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I thought that Barry's main mission at the conference was to explain why he didn't want anyone from Cuba to attend, and that the drug business was an afterthought.

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He can hate prostitutes and protestants.

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This is all that grimy pimp Pete Campbell's fault. Someone should punch that guy.

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This requires more “research”, wink, wink, nudge, nudge say no more.

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