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jqheywood's avatar

As long as we get spice!

PsycWench's avatar

So if Obama writes a book under a pseudonym, it would be an autopen name? Can this autopen be directed to stab problematic congressmen?? with votes of course.

PsycWench's avatar

I am anticipating a whole new round of autopen-related plagiarism excuses next semester.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Family history (mythology?) has it that a long ago ancestor in Cork was hung for singing the wrong song.

I'm an amateur musician...

Uh oh.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

maybe Ken is spanking the new editor?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Was it assembled in the USA? I want to see the long form Assembly Certificate!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I sort of wondered why O'Bama's long form had his signature on it.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Hey, if they're perfectly rational and programmed to make logical decisions, let's replace all Republicans with GOP-Bots. That'll solve 90% of our troubles, at least.