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As long as we get spice!

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So if Obama writes a book under a pseudonym, it would be an autopen name? Can this autopen be directed to stab problematic congressmen?? with votes of course.

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I am anticipating a whole new round of autopen-related plagiarism excuses next semester.

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Family history (mythology?) has it that a long ago ancestor in Cork was hung for singing the wrong song.

I'm an amateur musician...

Uh oh.

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maybe Ken is spanking the new editor?

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I can secant you?

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Was it assembled in the USA? I want to see the long form Assembly Certificate!

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I sort of wondered why O'Bama's long form had his signature on it.

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Hey, if they're perfectly rational and programmed to make logical decisions, let's replace all Republicans with GOP-Bots. That'll solve 90% of our troubles, at least.

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