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There's a scene like that in the Walt Disney "The Wind in the Willows." Clarence (the horse - "Bit of a trotter, bit of a rotter") is testifying in court and he says he wanted to do the honest thing. The prosecution asks him "Just what was the 'honest thing?'" and Clarence says "I didn't think you'd know."

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Disposable assets? All except Manafort - he knows far too much.

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Who wouldn't want to be part of that? "Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere."

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Wasn't Lawrence O'Donnell a writer for that show?

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Dear Diary: I really didn't know what to do about Rob's love child growing inside me..If I stay at the WH it will become obvious in about four months..Maybe I'll ask Vanky if she knows someone to help me out...

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It's bone structure and ten pounds of makeup.........

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Apologies to Gollums and Smeagols...everywhere..

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Didn’t Hope also date the Mooch? If so, she might want to consider work on her self esteem before she jumps back into the deep end of the pool.

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"Crazy" isn't really the problem, "potentially dangerous and has guns" is the problem. It's really the law enforcement and judicial professionals who need to take on the role of determining whether to confiscate someone's guns. They can ask mental health professionals for input, but ultimately it's up to the courts to make the decision, and up to law enforcement to bring it to the court's attention.

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He's married with four chillins..

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Girls have *always* had secret decoder rings. How else could the vast feminist conspiracy have issued its orders to us back in the day?

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No Range Rover, no respect!

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So Adam Schiff is so yesterday?? What about Ted Lieu who is serenading America outside our window as we speak?

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I don’t think her Once Around the Triangle included The Mooch. I think he was busy boinking somebody else while his wife was giving birth!

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Sounds like the start of a great novel. Where is the part where she and Melania extract revenge by Naked Hog-Tying Potus, stuffing the steamer up his ass and an apple in his mouth and leaving him on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial?

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Maybe a regular sentence printed in White Ink?

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