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Lefty Mark's avatar

Fred Flotsam here, along with my friend George Jetsam.

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I thought it was an Acorn. No?

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Well there was still that sinister one-eyed snake hanging around.

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Would not want to take a joy ride in that pinto.

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Sometimes you sound like a nut, and sometimes you are.

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It wasn't called Paradise for nothing.

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Well, after Adam fell asleep God found this Sharpie, and...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

also too, they tend to blow up if you butt sechs them

PubOption's avatar

Aftermath of a Wonkette drinky thing? <a href="https://www.youtube.com/wat..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIEw3I4Cfsk">https://www.youtube.com/wat...

artem1s's avatar

So Ms. Pinto sees no problem with talking about the clinic patients' medical choices in public?

wonderful ethics

/FFS

Capt.Jim's avatar

That Adam and Eve were some kinky motherfuckers nekkid food and tickling with tree limbs all whilst being crawled on by a snake

The Quirk's avatar

The War against Wimmens is all about making sure they're PUNISHED for fucking, because fucking is EVIL and it is GOD'S WILL that any form of pleasure outside falling on your knees and worshipping HIM is to be punished. Because that's what a baby is-- a PUNISHMENT.

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Sluts deserve no privacy.

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I refuse to speculate on her Mounds.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Eve gave up immortality for knowledge. Ya gotta admire her chootzpah.