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Those moms are mad because they know that nobody really loves them, not even their own husbands.

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One of each.

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Kant deny that.

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During the late 1990's, I allowed a motorcycle club called "Dykes on Bikes" to camp in my backyard. They were great fun and I fed them for the weekend. For that I was made an honorary member in a raucous ceremony... Does that make me a male lesbian? After all these years. it still makes me proud.

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Never forget the evangelical christians are inspired by literal child abuse. "To Train Up a Child" was a huge hit (literally) with that audience, and the suggested method is breaking a child's spirit through violence.

Breaking children is their whole THING. LGBTQ or not.

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I'm in!

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One Million Mom. It's a nickname.

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Madisynne and Brooklynne. Clever.

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Thank you for this excellent essay, Evan. So very well written.

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There's a reason man-on-top is called the Missionary position.

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fundamentalists tend to believe they own their kids, even once they're fully functioning adults.Puritans believed that they could have their kids executed for disrespect up to the age of 21.

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That statue at the beginning, is a perfect representation of what happens when a dude pisses on an electric fence, and had his "johnson" lit up.

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The Bible says that.

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Sounds more like "One Million Moans". What a whinger

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"I'll get you a lesbianic ... mechanic!"

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Madisynne and Brooklynne must be protected from synne!

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