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Pearson’s Grandmama's avatar

Those moms are mad because they know that nobody really loves them, not even their own husbands.

tubuc's avatar

During the late 1990's, I allowed a motorcycle club called "Dykes on Bikes" to camp in my backyard. They were great fun and I fed them for the weekend. For that I was made an honorary member in a raucous ceremony... Does that make me a male lesbian? After all these years. it still makes me proud.

mariahwg's avatar

Never forget the evangelical christians are inspired by literal child abuse. "To Train Up a Child" was a huge hit (literally) with that audience, and the suggested method is breaking a child's spirit through violence.

Breaking children is their whole THING. LGBTQ or not.

Pexas Teat's avatar

One Million Mom. It's a nickname.

NellCote71's avatar

Madisynne and Brooklynne. Clever.

otrame's avatar

Thank you for this excellent essay, Evan. So very well written.

City of H8's avatar

There's a reason man-on-top is called the Missionary position.

oscar gato's avatar

fundamentalists tend to believe they own their kids, even once they're fully functioning adults.Puritans believed that they could have their kids executed for disrespect up to the age of 21.

oscar gato's avatar

That statue at the beginning, is a perfect representation of what happens when a dude pisses on an electric fence, and had his "johnson" lit up.

Tex237's avatar

The Bible says that.

tg's avatar

Sounds more like "One Million Moans". What a whinger

JakobFabian01's avatar

"I'll get you a lesbianic ... mechanic!"

JakobFabian01's avatar

Madisynne and Brooklynne must be protected from synne!