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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Apparently to shoot testicles at Newt?

SullivanSt's avatar

Sorry Newt, but it's Boehner's party and he'll cry if he wants to.

TundraGrifter's avatar

At the political party, Ole Newt is the you-know-what floating in the punchbowl.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Few things were more enjoyable during the last Presidental election than watching Ole Newt's vanity campaign crash and burn. The high point was probably when his bus got a flat tire.

PubOption's avatar

I thought that the one in the front was blowing chunks.

Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/photobooth\/Election0007.jpg" target="_blank">Don't these guys look like they're having fun?</a>

Vienna Woods's avatar

"Newt "blowjobs aren't cheating" Gingrich" Unless it's a Dem getting the bj, obv.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

WARNING: Product May Contain Nuts.

diogenez's avatar

They could help carry signs at important events, with those nice people from Kansas.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

One of those ponies seems to be coughing up a hairball. The rest look like Newt dosed them...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Change the party symbol from an elephant to a pony!

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Instruct their members to end every sentence he or she utters with "but I kid" or "in bed".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

ATTENTION REPUBLICANS! Ignore Newt "blowjobs aren't cheating" Gingrich. You're perfect just the way you are. Please don't change.