Hey, GOP sad sacks! Fun-time Newt Gingrich has a nifty idea for you all to become way more popular! Instead of being a bunch of Grumpy Gusses, why not reach out to everyday Americans and "be a happy party"? And if anyone knows how to be happy, it's the guy who is so averse to unhappiness that when his wife gets cancer, he finds a new gal who's not such a goddamn bummer!
Few things were more enjoyable during the last Presidental election than watching Ole Newt's vanity campaign crash and burn. The high point was probably when his bus got a flat tire.
<a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/photobooth\/Election0007.jpg" target="_blank">Don&#039;t these guys look like they&#039;re having fun?</a>
ATTENTION REPUBLICANS! Ignore Newt &quot;blowjobs aren&#039;t cheating&quot; Gingrich. You&#039;re perfect just the way you are. Please don&#039;t change.
Apparently to shoot testicles at Newt?
Sorry Newt, but it&#039;s Boehner&#039;s party and he&#039;ll cry if he wants to.
At the political party, Ole Newt is the you-know-what floating in the punchbowl.
Pot in every chicken!
Few things were more enjoyable during the last Presidental election than watching Ole Newt&#039;s vanity campaign crash and burn. The high point was probably when his bus got a flat tire.
You rang?
Who?
I thought that the one in the front was blowing chunks.
<a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/photobooth\/Election0007.jpg" target="_blank">Don&#039;t these guys look like they&#039;re having fun?</a>
&quot;Newt &quot;blowjobs aren&#039;t cheating&quot; Gingrich&quot; Unless it&#039;s a Dem getting the bj, obv.
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They could help carry signs at important events, with those nice people from Kansas.
One of those ponies seems to be coughing up a hairball. The rest look like Newt dosed them...
Change the party symbol from an elephant to a pony!
Instruct their members to end every sentence he or she utters with &quot;but I kid&quot; or &quot;in bed&quot;.
ATTENTION REPUBLICANS! Ignore Newt &quot;blowjobs aren&#039;t cheating&quot; Gingrich. You&#039;re perfect just the way you are. Please don&#039;t change.