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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

FAERIE OCTOPUS!!

Menotsure's avatar

I've had flapjacks at IHOP

But wouldn't want to try

Whatever they'd be serving up

At The House of Octopi.

kmblue187's avatar

Flap me!

tehbaddr's avatar

Cannot be tiny red Octopussy much to squee! Must be Poke Thing!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Oh, go on with that, that’s that newfangled A1 thing, someone told it to make an anime pancake with ears.

Miss Grundy's avatar

Welp, it isn't until you reach the last photo on the sea floor this little guy looks like a pancake. Love those ears!

Good morning, Wonketariat!!!

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

That is one of the most fascinating octopi I've ever seen! I didn't know they had ears - I know those aren't ears but damn they sure do look like em.

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

More like Lisa Douglas's "hotscakes."

Al Bellenchia's avatar

Highly flappable.

tek's avatar

This is why we can't have nice things.

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑟𝑦 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒 𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑟 𝑇𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑. 𝐼𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑑, ℎ𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝐷𝑒𝑚𝑜𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑠. 𝐽𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝐺𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑛, 𝑜𝑓 𝑀𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑒 𝐺𝑙𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑘𝑎𝑚𝑝 𝑃𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑧, 𝑜𝑓 𝑊𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑡𝑜𝑛, 𝑣𝑜𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒 — 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑙𝑠𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑚𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑑𝑣𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑏𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑖𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑦.

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Meanwhile in The People’s Republic of Massachusetts, progressive Senator Ed Markey beat moderate Seth Moulton by nearly 30% in the Democratic primary.

Dan Koh won the primary in the race for Moulton’s seat.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

Harmeet Dhillon literally just looks like a made-for-TV-movie villain, just seethes negative vibes with her stare let alone reprehensible talking points. Bovino under investigation? I did Nazi that coming. Michele Bachman still acting like she's relevant and not an NPC? Priceless, bish, bless your heart. Texas governance (not the people) is just shoot foot, rinse and repeat...

Dumbest timeline possible. Idiocracy, here we come!!!

Mr Mild - BlueVotingBastard💙's avatar

Meanwhile in The People’s Republic of Massachusetts, progressive Senator Ed Markey beat moderate Seth Moulton by nearly 30% in the Democratic primary.

Dan Koh won the primary in the race for Moulton’s seat.

RocktonSam's avatar

Ag Sec was so happy she had to go to Farm Progress Days in Iowa that she didn't answer questions.

She instead highlighted the presnits achievements so far.

He's working to reshore inputs to bring down prices.

He's working on exports

Tariffs? What tariffs?

Got rid of that nasty DIVERSITY at USDA.

That imported beef is going to lower prices and make good sammiches.

He's working on twenty ! Twenty initiatives to make farmers rich.

Farm Bill. That's congresses problem.

Whar my corn dog to shove down my throat?

He loves farmers and their dumb support..

Tetman Callis's avatar

Good morning. From The Commonplace Book:

“The assembly area for the Japanese attack force, principally men of 2/38, was the mangrove swamp in front of the 22d Marines. In apparent preparation for the assault, 𝘴𝘢𝘬𝘦 was passed about freely, and the Marines manning forward foxholes could plainly hear the resulting riotous clamor as the Japanese worked themselves up to fever pitch. Finally, just before midnight, a tumultuous 𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘻𝘢𝘪 charge erupted out of the swamp as a disorganized crowd of yelling, screaming men attacked . . . The resulting carnage was almost unbelievable, as artillery forward observers called down the fire of brigade, 77th Division, and III Corps artillery on the surging enemy troops. . . By 0200, the action died down . . . Daylight revealed a gruesome scene, for the mangled remains of over 400 enemy dead lay sprawled in front of the Marine lines in the impact area where over 26,000 artillery shells had fallen during the counterattack. Marine casualties in Company L were light, despite the close-quarter combat, and the flanking platoon of the 4th Marines did not lose a man, although it counted 256 Japanese bodies in the vicinity of its position.” – Henry I. Shaw, Jr., Bernard C. Nalty, and Edwin T. Turnbladh, 𝘊𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘗𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘋𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘦, 𝘏𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘜.𝘚. 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘊𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘴 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘪𝘯 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘐𝘐, 𝘝𝘰𝘭. 𝘐𝘐𝘐, “The Return to Guam”

https://tetmancallis.substack.com/p/september-2-2026

Craig Nixon's avatar

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝟔𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭

𝐸𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑙 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑐𝑢𝑙𝑡 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐸𝑞𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝐸𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑜𝑦𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑂𝑝𝑝𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑢𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑝𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑈𝑆 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑦 𝑐𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝’𝑠 𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑎, 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑡𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛

The US civil rights agency mandated to protect equal rights for workers is set to stop collecting data on the demographic makeup of companies – which for the past six decades has been used to enforce anti-discrimination laws.

The move marks a fundamental shift for the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC). Without this data, it will be much harder for the agency to identify widespread cases of discrimination in hiring and promotions, experts and former employees of the commission say. And, they warn, it will bring the Trump administration one step closer to reshaping the commission from an independent watchdog into an arm of the executive branch narrowly focused on advancing the political grievances of Donald Trump’s base.

“Getting rid of this data collection is part of a larger effort to weaponize civil rights enforcement and flip the laws that we have on their head,” said Katie Sandson, senior counsel on the education and workplace justice team at the National Women’s Law Center, which is suing the EEOC for refusing to enforce workplace protections for trans employees.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/sep/02/eeoc-workplace-discrimination-data-trump

Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

This week is the thirteenth anniversary of Tigger's journey from abusive assholes to my family. He was dumped soaking wet and freezing at a rural county animal (in name only, the people there refused to euthanize any but the most sick or injured animals) kill shelter, transferred the next day to K9 Stray Rescue League, got neutered, one day to recover, then my mom and I saw him running in the rain, all muddy fur and huge smiles and fell in love. He got cleaned up, curled up on my mom's lap, and twenty minutes later came home with us.

Anyhoo, Larry the Cat did a lovely write up for both K9 and Tigger

https://substack.com/@larrythecatno10/note/c-326957816

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

This is a letter to the editor in our local paper this morning. It needs to be read.

A trans woman’s ‘agenda’ for Berkshire County

To the editor: Berkshire County sells itself as an escape, a long weekend where nobody can reach you.

Anyone who stays learns the opposite. This place is a handful of grocery stores and about 40 faces, and you will see every one of them daily until one of you dies. In other words, this is a community, and I have come to love it for exactly that reason.

Community means you cannot avoid me, and I cannot avoid you, though people do try. I have been trans here long enough to learn the local dialect of avoidance, and it almost never contains slurs. Slurs would be a conversation. Transphobia here is polite and unspoken. It is the neighbor who is warm in the comments sections and vague at the post office. It is the manager who will hang a pride flag but skip my pronouns. It is all the good people who read about what’s being done to trans people, feel awful and then find their shoes fascinating when I pass them on Main Street.

There is a great deal to carry. Gas is up in the sixth month of a war nobody voted for. Groceries have doubled. Your insurance went up 12 percent in January. Meanwhile, the men responsible have an explanation ready, and their explanation appears to be me. They say trans people have an “agenda.” They warn about bathrooms, school sports and surgeries for children. That is a strange set of charges against a woman who has never asked this county for anything except to be left alone at the pharmacy counter. They will name any agenda except the ones emptying your wallet.

So let me be the first trans woman to publish her agenda in full: to grow old in this county; to own a porch that needs work and spend 30 years not fixing it; to raise children embarrassed by this town who move back anyway; to be another face in the grocery line, counting change.

Community means you cannot avoid me, but it grants us something in return: the miracle of being sown in each other’s lives, of learning, of forgiving, over and over, in public, at low stakes, for decades. I am your neighbor, and soon our paths will cross. On the street, at the co-op, at the bus stop. I will try and say hello. Nothing would mean more to me than hearing it back.

Lucy, Housatonic

Reader's avatar

And I don't know how far you are from Housatonic, but Pleasant and Main is one of the loveliest loveliest restaurants you could ever go to.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

We're in Windsor just east of Dalton. We've never been to Pleasant and Main, but now I think me must.

Reader's avatar

Is it in the Berkshire Eagle? I'd like to be able to share it.

Reader's avatar

That is beautiful, and made me cry.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

She's wrote this so beautifully and I needed a couple of Kleenex myself.

josephebacon's avatar

The burning question that the Corporate Controlled Conservative Press refuses to ask is...

Where the fuck is Moscow Mitch??????

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I was just wondering that five minutes ago as I was getting my second cup of coffee!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“We asked this Ouija Board…”

Craig Nixon's avatar

Mitch McConnell was a merry old soul.

Now he dead.

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

It's time for my employer to reup our insurance. I got a call from HR after I left yesterday which isn't a good sign. There's always a problem with my coverage because I live out of state. FUCK INSURANCE.

tehbaddr's avatar

"silly little ninnymuggins"

Why I oughta, HEY! Get back here you!

The Covfefes ASAP!'s avatar

Wonkette question:

Is it appropriate to drop GoFundMe links in the comments?

Bobathonic's avatar

I have seen people put them on their own substack wink wink.

PrimerGray's avatar

No. From the Rules section...

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Bobcat safely removed from Kirkland home after mistaken burglary call

A bobcat snuck into a home in Kirkland’s Moss Bay neighborhood – giving the homeowner quite the scare.

According to police, the homeowner called 911 after hearing banging and thought someone was inside their house.

“When officers arrived, they found the unexpected intruder perched at the top of the stairs: a bobcat,” the police department shared.

Officers believe the cat got in through an open window. It might’ve seen the homeowner’s cat and decided to follow it inside.

Police used a drone to monitor the bobcat’s movements inside and keep a safe distance.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/bobcat-sneaks-into-kirkland-home-mistaken-for-burglar/ar-AA2bmodW

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

The drone probably scared the crap out of it.