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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Hobbs? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PsycWench's avatar

Does it have to be a daughter?

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

As in creative you mean, "Aw fuck as if buying a costume for this creep isn't bad enough, now he wants paws? Here congressman, striped socks...they look just like paws. No, the strips go that way for extra camouflage. Gotta go", then yeah.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is Tiggers are wonderful things. Their dicks are made of rubber The backs are made of springs. They're Humpy Lumpy Trumpy Dumpy Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

The wonderful thing about Tiggers Is our careers have run out of luck

Our careers have run out of luck!!

The Quirk's avatar

2a) Up to now he hasn't been accused of anything illegal, immoral or fattening, it just caught up to him lately -- I assume.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

I personally would be coming unto the house floor in underoos with a stack of bestiality porn by now.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't forget our great marijuana.

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Does he shit though his nipples?

Rarian Rakista's avatar

Living in PDX, we say he represents the crazy homeless people living here.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Why should the Republicans have all the weird, illicit sex?