Joni Ernst is the lovely and super charming state senator from Iowa who would like to be the real senator from Iowa. Likes include castrating pigs and warning about the Eeeevil Agenda 21 plot to seize your farms and make you live in, ugh, "Urban Centers." As if those were not reason enough to let her join the world's most exclusive club of decision makers, she will also
Believe it or not there are some distinguished institutions of higher learning in the Hawkeye State, including Grinnell College, Cornell College, and even the University of Iowa with its famed Writer's Workshop, whose graduates include Philip Roth, John Irving and some others, probably, can't remember.
So come on, colleges of Iowa: slap some sense into your citizens.
Dear Mr. braley: You had ONE FUCKING JOB. Not to out-stupid this woman. But, thanks to what i think we'll just call your 47% moment, you failed. Now control of the ENTIRE US SENATE will probably go to people just like Jodi - tinfoil-hat wearing, reactionary morons who will create a country even more fucking horrible than this country is right now. I know it's hard to imagine how it could get worse, but it damn sure will. So thanks. Really.
And compared to Allen West she's...well, she hasn't been Article 32ed for any war crimes yet.
Not to be contrary, but I prefer Peanut Butter Sandwiches, which I pack for lunch before heading out to use my Portable Belt Sander.
Whoa, slow down there...
Do I see a hand raised for depraved indifference? No? Too soon?
And be forced to wear skinny jeans and ride fixies everywhere?
"Porcine Ball Slicer" Rush Limbaugh at the golf course?
#1 unfulfilled item on wedding registries.
Believe it or not there are some distinguished institutions of higher learning in the Hawkeye State, including Grinnell College, Cornell College, and even the University of Iowa with its famed Writer's Workshop, whose graduates include Philip Roth, John Irving and some others, probably, can't remember.
So come on, colleges of Iowa: slap some sense into your citizens.
She just wants to do like those folks on TV do and burst into a room shouting "OFFICERS! ARREST THESE MEN!"
Just how does she imagine the Federal governments is going to react when Iowa starts arresting its employees for doing their job?
Right here in River City!
Whichever part keeps electing Steve King needs to go.
Force the eastern half on South Dakota?
Dear Mr. braley: You had ONE FUCKING JOB. Not to out-stupid this woman. But, thanks to what i think we'll just call your 47% moment, you failed. Now control of the ENTIRE US SENATE will probably go to people just like Jodi - tinfoil-hat wearing, reactionary morons who will create a country even more fucking horrible than this country is right now. I know it's hard to imagine how it could get worse, but it damn sure will. So thanks. Really.
best thing i've heard in days.
If she does win, someone should direct her to Washington, IA and tell her that's where her new office is.