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Jared James's avatar

And compared to Allen West she's...well, she hasn't been Article 32ed for any war crimes yet.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Not to be contrary, but I prefer Peanut Butter Sandwiches, which I pack for lunch before heading out to use my Portable Belt Sander.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Whoa, slow down there...

Lefty Mark's avatar

Do I see a hand raised for depraved indifference? No? Too soon?

Lefty Mark's avatar

And be forced to wear skinny jeans and ride fixies everywhere?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Porcine Ball Slicer" Rush Limbaugh at the golf course?

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

#1 unfulfilled item on wedding registries.

Lot_49's avatar

Believe it or not there are some distinguished institutions of higher learning in the Hawkeye State, including Grinnell College, Cornell College, and even the University of Iowa with its famed Writer's Workshop, whose graduates include Philip Roth, John Irving and some others, probably, can't remember.

So come on, colleges of Iowa: slap some sense into your citizens.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

She just wants to do like those folks on TV do and burst into a room shouting "OFFICERS! ARREST THESE MEN!"

Ikimizi's avatar

Just how does she imagine the Federal governments is going to react when Iowa starts arresting its employees for doing their job?

Spurning Beer's avatar

Right here in River City!

Lot_49's avatar

Whichever part keeps electing Steve King needs to go.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Force the eastern half on South Dakota?

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Dear Mr. braley: You had ONE FUCKING JOB. Not to out-stupid this woman. But, thanks to what i think we'll just call your 47% moment, you failed. Now control of the ENTIRE US SENATE will probably go to people just like Jodi - tinfoil-hat wearing, reactionary morons who will create a country even more fucking horrible than this country is right now. I know it's hard to imagine how it could get worse, but it damn sure will. So thanks. Really.

fuflans's avatar

best thing i've heard in days.

diogenez's avatar

If she does win, someone should direct her to Washington, IA and tell her that's where her new office is.