Most women I know rightly object to assholish behavior from men. Instead of having harmed of male jacanas who raise the chicks, what if the female jacanas decided the males weren’t worth the bother and aggravation and just refused to have anything to do with them?
"Puttin' down roots... picking 'em up and putting them down again..."
... harems of males during breeding season, with one breeding female typically copulating with one to four males, and some females maintaining harems of eight or even up to ten mates... She's gotta be pretty busy, it's a jacana's life...
I don't remember exactly how long ago it was, but Gloria and Jane Fonda once appeared on Stephen Colbert's old show together. The three of them wore aprons and baked muffins while discussing women's issues. At one point Jane Fonda climbed on Stephen's lap and Gloria laughed when he turned beet red. So much for those humourless feminists.
Republicans sure do love to lie about dead children, don't they? I believe it must be one of their favorite things. Cooper should put that in an ad.
Mike Johnson? My current version of Col Bogey March:
Donald has only got one ball,
Miller has two but very small.
Duffy's are rather fluffy,
And Mike Johnson has no balls at all.
If the Supreme Court does not approve of the King's plan to disenfranchise me, I will be pleasantly shocked.
Bobby knows if a disease is not reported, it didn't happen, and if it didn't happen, he can continue spreading plague and pestilence to satisfy is craving for the blood of children.
Having left Rome for Canterbury many decades ago, it isn't often I agree with a Pope. But this one certainly does say the right things, quite often.
I didn't know that about Mr. T's name, but it makes obvious and logical sense. MY younger so was very impressed with him, and I remember mostly good things about his interaction with fans, especially kids.
Sorry to be so long winded. That's what happens when I've been sick, and suddenly start to feel better - I get talkative.
My coworker made some amazing ham and bean soup earlier this week, and when I complimented her, she told me her secret: You can buy frozen ham bones at Honey Baked Ham! I'm so excited for soup season now. Also, she adds a cup of instant potatoes to the broth to make it creamier. Glorious!
A visual representation of the concentration of wealth in America.
"BLS this morning, with revised 2Q data: "The labor share, which is the percentage of output that accrues to workers in the form of compensation, was 52.8 percent in the second quarter of 2026, the lowest level in the series, which begins in the first quarter of 1947."
I don't think I'd make much of this. The orange bag of shit family doesn't actually own anything--they license their name to stuff that gets imported from China.
Loving the write up on Mr T. he’s one of those celebrities that has amazingly lasted this long and I knew so little about him.
“He explains why he used to wear seven earrings – three in his right ear, four in the left. “The three is symbolic of the father, son and the holy ghost; the three wise men; the three Hebrew boys – Shadrach, Meshach and Abed-nego; the three parts of the day – morning, noon and night; the three graces – faith, hope and love; the three civil rights workers that was killed in Mississippi trying to register blacks – James Chaney, Mickey Schwerner and Andrew Goodman. And the four in my left ear are symbolic of the four seasons – spring, winter, summer and fall; the four directions – north, east, south and west; the four gospel writers – Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. You put the three and the four together, it’s seven. There were seven times the Israelites marched around the walls of Jericho, Samson had seven locks of hair, there are seven colours in the rainbow, there are seven musical notes, God made heaven and Earth in six days, and rested on the seventh. I am the seventh son. So everything I do, there is a reason behind it.”
In the 80's I decided I wanted four in my right ear and two in my left but only because I thought it looked cool. I guess I am shallow. I do wear two tiny diamonds in the upper right ear all of the time because my parents gave them to me when I was in my twenties. Maybe I am not SO shallow.
After all of my surgeries in 2008/09 I thought I wanted a tattoo of mission blue butterflies flying out of the scar where my ileostomy was. Come to find out, you have to wait a bit before you can get a tattoo on a scar. I guess it gave me too much time to change my mind about it.
I think Gloria would have approved of jacanas’ social structure: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/big-ol-feet
Also, it’s a meme chat for you: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/0ed7a39a-6852-4ecd-add1-d79404f7ab76?utm_source=share
They have the coolest looking eggs!
We're going out to stand in front of the Cheboygan Post Office this afternoon. Wish us luck!...
All the luck for much peaceful success.
Now that's a set of peds.
Nobody notices they have great wings, too.
“Very loud bird” and now it’s associated with a Warner brothers cartoon.
Feets don't fail me now!
You know what they say about someone or some bird with big feet
Most women I know rightly object to assholish behavior from men. Instead of having harmed of male jacanas who raise the chicks, what if the female jacanas decided the males weren’t worth the bother and aggravation and just refused to have anything to do with them?
Feets!
"Puttin' down roots... picking 'em up and putting them down again..."
... harems of males during breeding season, with one breeding female typically copulating with one to four males, and some females maintaining harems of eight or even up to ten mates... She's gotta be pretty busy, it's a jacana's life...
Peculiar Babby Birb.
If you’re not sure footed with feet that big…
Yeah, go ahead Sketchers, make a slip-in for him.
Wattled jacanas like water to wade in.
Bigfoot!
She would have indeed.
I don't remember exactly how long ago it was, but Gloria and Jane Fonda once appeared on Stephen Colbert's old show together. The three of them wore aprons and baked muffins while discussing women's issues. At one point Jane Fonda climbed on Stephen's lap and Gloria laughed when he turned beet red. So much for those humourless feminists.
Important: No, a First Class postage stamp will Not Stop the GOP from trying to throw out your mail in ballot.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/adding-stamp-to-ballot/
I picture Marie Bartiromo in the future summoning little Anthony to spaghetti night in the North End.
SAID THE MAIDEN TO THE BISHOP
Republicans sure do love to lie about dead children, don't they? I believe it must be one of their favorite things. Cooper should put that in an ad.
Mike Johnson? My current version of Col Bogey March:
Donald has only got one ball,
Miller has two but very small.
Duffy's are rather fluffy,
And Mike Johnson has no balls at all.
If the Supreme Court does not approve of the King's plan to disenfranchise me, I will be pleasantly shocked.
Bobby knows if a disease is not reported, it didn't happen, and if it didn't happen, he can continue spreading plague and pestilence to satisfy is craving for the blood of children.
Having left Rome for Canterbury many decades ago, it isn't often I agree with a Pope. But this one certainly does say the right things, quite often.
I didn't know that about Mr. T's name, but it makes obvious and logical sense. MY younger so was very impressed with him, and I remember mostly good things about his interaction with fans, especially kids.
Sorry to be so long winded. That's what happens when I've been sick, and suddenly start to feel better - I get talkative.
Well, aren't *you* a bundle of joy today ... (j/k)
My father would have said, "Were you vaccinated with a Victrola needle?" Some may have to google that reference. :-)
Here’s your Labor Day weekend forecast, people!
https://youtu.be/TmfcJP_0eMc?si=_sJ-MhbkKkWOT8Ro
My coworker made some amazing ham and bean soup earlier this week, and when I complimented her, she told me her secret: You can buy frozen ham bones at Honey Baked Ham! I'm so excited for soup season now. Also, she adds a cup of instant potatoes to the broth to make it creamier. Glorious!
How are you and Mr. Thalia feeling?
A visual representation of the concentration of wealth in America.
"BLS this morning, with revised 2Q data: "The labor share, which is the percentage of output that accrues to workers in the form of compensation, was 52.8 percent in the second quarter of 2026, the lowest level in the series, which begins in the first quarter of 1947."
https://bsky.app/profile/philoof.bsky.social/post/3mun74kfuy22b
!!!
https://a.pinatafarm.com/386x349/9c30e16b52/please-sir-may-i-have-some-more.jpg
"The president's children have a drone company. Add this to the never-ending list of corruption."
https://bsky.app/profile/philoof.bsky.social/post/3mun7gbixi22s
I don't think I'd make much of this. The orange bag of shit family doesn't actually own anything--they license their name to stuff that gets imported from China.
Republican believe vaccines are bad, immigrants are eating your pets, and schools are performing trans surgeries without telling parents.
But it is the DSA who has “wacky” ideas…
They literally think we should have rules from a an imaginary friend in the sky on the walls of schools. That is nuts.
Loving the write up on Mr T. he’s one of those celebrities that has amazingly lasted this long and I knew so little about him.
“He explains why he used to wear seven earrings – three in his right ear, four in the left. “The three is symbolic of the father, son and the holy ghost; the three wise men; the three Hebrew boys – Shadrach, Meshach and Abed-nego; the three parts of the day – morning, noon and night; the three graces – faith, hope and love; the three civil rights workers that was killed in Mississippi trying to register blacks – James Chaney, Mickey Schwerner and Andrew Goodman. And the four in my left ear are symbolic of the four seasons – spring, winter, summer and fall; the four directions – north, east, south and west; the four gospel writers – Matthew, Mark, Luke and John. You put the three and the four together, it’s seven. There were seven times the Israelites marched around the walls of Jericho, Samson had seven locks of hair, there are seven colours in the rainbow, there are seven musical notes, God made heaven and Earth in six days, and rested on the seventh. I am the seventh son. So everything I do, there is a reason behind it.”
In the 80's I decided I wanted four in my right ear and two in my left but only because I thought it looked cool. I guess I am shallow. I do wear two tiny diamonds in the upper right ear all of the time because my parents gave them to me when I was in my twenties. Maybe I am not SO shallow.
Heck im 66 and still haven’t made my mind up whether I want a tattoo or not. I’m leaning towards “no”
After all of my surgeries in 2008/09 I thought I wanted a tattoo of mission blue butterflies flying out of the scar where my ileostomy was. Come to find out, you have to wait a bit before you can get a tattoo on a scar. I guess it gave me too much time to change my mind about it.
He's stretching with the "7 musical notes" thing but I appreciate his sentiment.
Being Mr. T sounds pretty exhausting.
It sounds a bit like he might need a psych eval.
𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗼𝗿 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗣!!𝟭!
https://bsky.app/profile/gtconway.bsky.social/post/3mumrbc4yrs24
You never did know what communism means....haven't run into a MAGA yet that does.
And you never will.
"Republican boogey-man"
"That puts you right on track for the bonus round!"
Communist. EVERY FUCKING TIME
And not a peep from MAGAts.
𝗘𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝘂𝘀𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗜𝘀 𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗱𝗺𝗶𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻.
Any ideas for signs for our post office protest this afternoon?...
I was in my teens when it happened, but lemme tell ya, the introduction of Ms. as a proper term of address was a world-changing event.
Sinema in a hoodie.
‘𝗕𝗲𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘆’: 𝗖𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘀 𝗟𝗲𝗳𝘁 𝗦𝘁𝘂𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗦𝗝 𝗥𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗝𝗼𝗵𝗻 𝗙𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/beyond-parody-critics-left-stunned-by-revelations-in-shocking-wsj-report-on-john-fetterman/
That stroke turned Fetterman into a monster.
He's holding his moment of side shift for the best possible financial result, I'm guessing...
Ab$olutely.
It's not "if" he'll betray America, it's "when" and "for how much."
How can they be stunned? We've had years of this shit.
I loved the Mr T article, even put up with redonkulous ads to finish the article. What a great man.
I am tickled that Donny won’t share his booty, like a fat kid that invites you to his birthday party to watch him eat ALL the cake, and you get none.
Maybe if he does enough ads he can get someone to call him “the trumpster “ Natalie would probably do it.