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Certainly describes the bogus jewelry he gives as presents.

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He'd rather shoot them himself and thereby garner more votes. Or so he says.

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No, it's from ήρωας (transliterates as (h)eroas), an illustrious man or demi-god our feminine version comes via the Latin feminine through French "heroina.

Hera is Ήρα and means "Protectress"

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Once upon a time, the Domino Theory was a thing to avoid. Also: the Russians having control of the Presidency.

I turn my back for one minute...

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It'd be worth nudging the Overton Window back a hair or three.

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Plus she had the Drive-By Truckers at her gig, which only ups the badass quotient.

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I've always thought Gabby was a serious badass, but I wasn't aware that she jumped out of an aeroplane also, too just three years after being, y'know, shot in the head. All of my hats are off to her, and I don't even own a hat.

http://murlocparliament.com...

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And don't forget to utterly humiliate Paul ZEGS Ryan at every, possible opportunity, especially his endorsement of orange man-baby Drumpf.

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"Have another corn-dog. And some bacon rinds, also, too..."

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She's my hero. Heroine. Whatever. She's AWESOME!

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From the article,

Trump: “The smart people say, ‘Trump is smart,’ and the other people say, ‘Isn’t that terrible,”

Y'know, when I was a kid, we had a little dog that would do stupid shit and we'd loudly praise it for being soooooo smart, the smartest dog on the planet, etc. Trump's fans are kind of like that dog.

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she is an amazing remarkable woman and I am humbled and grateful that I share the planet with her and her superhero astronaut husband (swoon)

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A car in every room of the house...the American Dream.

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Completely unrelated question: Can you help me understand Neoliberalism? Because I am trying so hard to understand the Wikipedia entry on it, and I am just LOST.

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I mean, I have heard this to be true, and think a lot of people would agree with me when I say that I should ask what Putin thinks, after I receive my classified briefings.

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Yes! You made ceiling cat happy.

>^o.o^<

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