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Of course they are. It's the best thing they've found so far.

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No more lunch for you. Bastid.

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Dr. Jill is taking a trip out of town. Per Jen Psaki, the dogs were scheduled to go to a friend in Delaware when the nip occurred. Sounds to me like someone was too impulsive around Major. Psaki said the dogs would be back.

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Hannity, in favor of beating dogs?(rummages for shocked face)

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This post makes me cry.You gotta love all the doggos, sometimes on their own terms.I know I do, maybe even at arms' length.

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Yeah, but you're a biter.

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Everytime!

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Will you be here until Thursday, and should we try the veal?

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One would think in places like South Dakota where “1 in 20” have died they’d start wondering why the only news outlet anyone watches keeps wanting to kill them.

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I really did not expect to fangirl this hard for this Administration.

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The problem with Hillary was she was way too moderate. Republican Lite, if you will. I don't have a problem with her voice. Trump was all the other things you mentioned. A candidate's speaking voice is literally something I never think about when choosing who to vote for.

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This is a joke, right? Because nobody serious could make this kind of argument. This is the vocal equivalent of concern trolling and you're welcome to fuck right off with that.

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Maybe Covid is a liberal plot to rid the world of willfully ignorant people. Too bad so may innocent folks are getting it too.

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I had this really mild mannered cat who tolerated our toddler beautifully but one day my dad was petting him and that cat bit the shit out of his hand. I guess he was just done getting petted. My dad was not particularly a cat person so maybe he just didn't pick up the cat vibes.

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